I returneth.

[Kvlt Wench]

I'M TORN BETWEEN MY LOVE OF JAMES AND MY LOVE OF DARKTHRONE.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm hotter, you have to admit.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Darkthrone will never be premature.

 

[Metal head87]

WE ARE NOT THE FONZ

Relax ay, I mean eh

 

[Lunar Still]

I'M TORN BETWEEN MY LOVE OF JAMES AND MY LOVE OF DARKTHRONE.

There is only one solution....


...James must join Darkthrone.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I could so get them to cover Abba songs.

 

[Metal head87]

There is only one solution....


...James must join Darkthrone.

Yes. As a session guitarist for live shows. So that way, it can always be just Fenriz and Nocturno!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

There is only one solution....


...James must join Darkthrone.

That's the worst idea ever.

 

[Lunar Still]

I will form the grimmest black metal band ever, it will have no actual members, being composed of ALL session players.

 

[Captain Beard]

Death did it already. So there's no point in making a BM version.

 

[Metal head87]

Death was like the greatest band ever, so it might work with a BM band too.

But to make it grim and kvlt, you must not record an album or play live. Just name the band, come up with fake names, just take pictures of yourself in the dark. Put that in a jewel case with no CD or any other info in it. And that will be thë trvëst öv trvë, thë kvltëst öv kvlt, the gr1mmëst öv gr1m ëtc.

 

[Lunar Still]

And then I'll have the bass player burn down a church and get imprisoned, then spend the next ten years talking about how all the other band members are dickheads and making guest appearances on Dimmu Borgir CDs, while myself and the only other band member I still like will continue to take pics in retarded poses.

 

[Metal head87]

Or, you could make some good music but act like a retard, take retarded pictures and say retarded things just like...

 

[Lunar Still]

That is also an acceptable career path in black metal.

 

[Anvil]

Thats awesome Isabel... the FUCKING day I intended to make my way down I got bedridden with some shittyass flu... I shall make it up to you one day... one day... but anyways looks like you guys had fun with your ketchup chips. I hope that I gave you two a bit of insight into what you were to encounter when I was in SF with you guys. People up here are lazy, laid back, and are NICE compared to down there. Our sarcasm up here and our use of 'Eh?' are very high.

Come to UBC. I'll be there in 2007... hopefully.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Velcome Home Izabel, ja!

wow, great pictures... I also like to say I love that Canadian flag picture!
That pink room btw, is giving me the creeps. Its not only pink,
but the furniture is ugly yellow green... EEK!

 

[Captain Beard]

yeah, we ALL wretched

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ I just realized I made the most common "ferner" mistake and said: "The furniture ARE "

That reminds me one of my associates at work always says: "fruits" "furnitures" anyways , nevermind, I'm not kidnapping the thread: carry on

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah, it was pretty awful. But she did have a lot of trashy teen girl magazines which I looked through and laughed at thoroughly.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

haha my maneuver WORKED

What was that moose vinyl we saw in Edmonton?