I saw a bird explode today

[pistol_pete]

i always though birds were pretty safe on powerlines...they spend a lot of their time there.

 

[ChrisEmerson]

yeh, but if it bridges the gap between 2 lines, its fucked.

 

[MoonRaven]

this one time my g/f and i were playing ouija, and it was getting pretty intense, and then we heard this huge bang on the window, like something trying to get in, lets just say that there were screams and profanity and flying objects coming from us, well like we rush out of her room, only to find her mom and little brother in tears laughing, and her dad just walking in, that was his way of telling us that he was givng me a ride home now. yeah, he sucks, any ideas on a good way to get him back?

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Get him drunk and shove a carrot up his ass.

 

[Gin_from_the_bottle]

^^^^
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHha
better yet, after shoving the carrot up his us, lock him in a bathroom with some guys' underwear lying around, and a few condoms with glue in them....

 

[scorpian007]

ahahahaha

 

[Opeth\m/\m/]

Off topic??

 

[estimate]

That's sad .

 

[Hulk Hogan]

that's brutal, dude! rock on!

 

[estimate]

Your Head A Splode

 

[etotheipiequalsminus1]

^^^ hahahah strong bad PWNZ!!!

 

[deliverance]

bump

for those that haven't seen it. enjoy.

 

[SodomizerOfMankind]

omg i laugh at the thread title...work of art

 

[VEHEMENCE]

It is beleived if you feed a bird some tums, or alkaselzier, that it will explode and foam will come out of its orfices.

 

[deliverance]

yeah i've heard that. when i was younger, a lotta kids used to throw them at seagulls. i found it quite barbaric myself haha.

 

[Don Corleone]

good thread but i thought he meant a girl when he said "bird" lol damn

 

[Havoc]

Holy shit I sat here pissing myself with laughter lol.

 

[Cassidy]

this one time my g/f and i were playing ouija, and it was getting pretty intense, and then we heard this huge bang on the window, like something trying to get in, lets just say that there were screams and profanity and flying objects coming from us, well like we rush out of her room, only to find her mom and little brother in tears laughing, and her dad just walking in, that was his way of telling us that he was givng me a ride home now. yeah, he sucks, any ideas on a good way to get him back?

film yourself fucking his daughter in the asshole, then mail it to him. Title it "I see where your daughter gets her asshole from."

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

weird thread imo.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Åkerfeldt causes death to birds. Put it in the FAQ.

it is in the faq lol