I saw a bird explode today

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One time, my friend was throwing rocks at a bird that kept trying to land at its nest. He finally ended up hitting the nest instead of the bird, and subsequently knocked it to the ground. We ran over and saw that the three eggs in the nest were now cracked and leaking. We were speechless for almost a minute, when my friend blurted out...

"Haha. Liquid bird."
 
I've got a brother who is a catholic priest. The day of his first mass when he took the chalice he pronounced the words "take this, all of you, and drink it, this is my blood which will be given up for you" or something. He raised the chalice with the wine/blood. at that very same second there was thunder, which echoed really loud inside the church... I couldn't help but laugh at this bloody coincidence.

hahahhahaha i would have laughed too, my kind of humor right there

Haha. Liquid bird.
hahahahahaha


this thread wins
 
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