I saw a bird explode today

[Kenneth R.]

how did this get broght back yet again? might as well sticky it.

 

[deliverance]

hahaha this thread is fucking immortal, that's why ken.

 

[Sanzen]

Ah bird stories, ok. I had taken my dog on a walk around a lake near my house. We were driving back, and he had his head sticking out the wind, you know, enjoying the wind. All of a sudden, as I go around a turn, he fucking jumps out of the window and kills a goose. I'm not fucking kidding; he got so stoked over this bird that he jumped out of a car going about 20 mph and viciously attacked the goose. there were feathers everywhere, it was like someone put a hand grenade inside a down pillow. So anyway, I pulled over, grabbed my dog, and cheesed it. i think those things are endangered, so I wasn't gonna hang around.

 

[Kenneth R.]

immortal you say?

 

[deliverance]

@ last 2 posts.

 

[Arnold Layne]

How did you rate the bird hackey over, say, non avian-based hackey sacks?

It had good flight but it was dead heavy.

 

[The Dude]

It had good flight but it was dead heavy.

nice

 

[OpethNZ]

abbath kills birds too

 

[Arnold Layne]

Kick ass

 

[Profanity]

Maybe you are responsible.

 

[deliverance]

i fed bread to ducks today

 

[deliverance]

was it to lure them closer to you so you could step on them? because that's what i did today

no, my 3 year old niece likes feeding the ducks, your callous bastard.

 

[TehLeperAffinity]

was it to lure them closer to you so you could step on them? because that's what i did today

Poor ducks.

 

[Profanity]

I've spent practically all evening making paper airoplanes.

 

[deliverance]

I've spent practically all evening making paper airoplanes.

do they show up on radar? mine don't.

 

[Profanity]

only when they hit the radiator.

 

[Botfly]

hahaha this thread is fucking immortal, that's why ken.

 

[flu boy]

...poor exploding birdy...

 

[Darkhammer]

i was at my friends brothers house (forest of Asatru) and a vulture landed on a barn next to his deck, we kindly sat there and looked then yelled "holy shit a vulture!" pretty funny if u ask me, we had to show everyone, then it flew away.

 

[IAmTheAntichrist]

So I'm driving down the highway. I was listening to Day 12 by Ayreon, and just when Akerfeldt grunts: "You let her DIIIIIIEE!!!" this huge crow flies into a power line and literally explodes. There's a big puff of death smoke and feathers everywhere, and the corpse just falls to the ground. The uncanny simultaneity of the two events was quite astounding.

I saw the same thing last year driving home from work. It was one of things where you see it happen and you're so unprepared you kind of ignore it for a split second and then ask yourself 5 seconds later - did that just really fucking happen?! COOL!!!!!!!

You see birds land on those things everyday with no problem at all. I don't get why that poor bastard spontaneously combusted like that. regardless, it was the highlight of my day!