I saw a bird explode today

[Black Dragon]

The bird thing is indeed funny. I didn't laugh nearly as hard at it as some here did though b/c believe it or not, that type of thing happens to me more than it should.

 

[NeverIsForever]

this thread:

 

[T-Rat]

OMG, will this thread ever DIE???

 

[taken by the reaper]

this thread:

indeed, indeed it is...

as soon as i saw the thread title i was like...i felt like i read this years ago...

 

[burton]

I beg to differ.

 

[Andy87]

ask opeth to write a song about it!

 

[fhare]

In my drive this morning thorugh the myriad billion dollar rat tunnels that now exist under the city of Boston, I was almost squashed off the road by a giant shiny new tour bus. The driver was wrestling with a map instead of driving. The bus had two license plates, one legit, and one that said TESLA. No other markings on the bus.

Coincidence? I think not...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

OMG, will this thread ever DIE???

Only if it becomes some kind of bird...

 

[steel102]

probably he never got wind of the other forum when this one was closed down, so he left.

 

[deliverance]

lol he's still here guys. couple weeks ago he made a few threads.

 

[steel102]

rats.

 

[Jon Snow]

lol he's still here guys. couple weeks ago he made a few threads.

I bet they were brilliant.

 

[deliverance]

this thread is immortal

 

[xXBraveMurderDay]

I didn't think it was that funny. But this thread reminds me of the cover of Katatonia's "Brave Murder Day" which is in my avatar.

I think that was a bird.. Or was it a bat.. Hell, I have it on a shirt and I still don't know what it is..

 

[AngelicDelinquency]

That is pretty damn cool, yet still slightly disturbing. Apparently, feeding pigeons denture tablets causes them to explod but don't take my word on it, I can honestly say I've never tried it.

 

[Lord_Tarod]

Natural bird killer.

(Shadow Of The Colossus - PS2)

 

[Mr Samsara]

I didn't think it was that funny. But this thread reminds me of the cover of Katatonia's "Brave Murder Day" which is in my avatar.

I think that was a bird.. Or was it a bat.. Hell, I have it on a shirt and I still don't know what it is..

Well, it's either a bird or a bat with a beak.:Smug:






Out.

 

[Godhead's Lament]

Rofl. That's priceless.
Great song too.

 

[FallenWarrior]

Next time you get a loaf of bread, bag of chips or whatever take time to sit down and throw a couple o bits onto the road...inevitably seagulls (shithocks - whatever you call em) will crowd around the place and start squawking and freakin out- Then once theres a few, you continue to throw the chips out onto the road - BUT ONLY JUST AS A CAR IS APPROACHING.
You learn to time it just right so as the birds justabout get run over by these cars cause they're so fucking greedy/desperate... Works best in groups of about twenty birds or so...good times...good times...

Man Ive seen some close calls...hah - and no-one slows down.

 

[Don Corleone]

great thread
good times