I stole this from SOT2 (embarassingly funny embarassing mp3 inside)

[Erik]

http://www.purevolume.com/troysmixtapeoflove

Guy sends this to his girlfriend, girl leaves him 3 days later

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Well, this was certainly pathetic...


EDIT: OH MY GOD, IS HE CRYING AND KISSING THE MIKE?!?!?!


Or maybe not, but it sounded like it... And their hands are alike!

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Make it stop!! Holy fucking hell!! Is that how your average teenager is these days? Holy hell, that was intensely embarrassing to hear! I just got these chills down my spine when he started that second song... UGGG!!!

 

[Henrik Main]

I want to rip his spine out and let the BLUNT-TOOTHED DOGS feast on his innards.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I think he has said "you are my everything" and "I am in love with you, Melissa" about fifty three times now...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

A few minutes in so far and this fucker has just rambled. This is just annoying.

Edit: Okay, I've heard him sing. This is horribly pathetic. I'm going to back to listening to Kamaedzitca.

 

[Ellestin]

Erik, how the hell do you keep coming across that kind of bullshit?!? I'm starting to grow concerned...

To the guy: I'd say severe his fucking testicles before it's too late!

 

[climb the hill]

Right now Melissa is getting her brains fucked out. While poor troy reflects on the time he got called "watermelon head".

 

[NAD]

oh man, somebody bump this at 3am pacific standard time so i'll remember to listen to it drunk tonight.

 

[Henrik Main]

Erik, how the hell do you keep coming across that kind of bullshit?!? I'm starting to grow concerned...

He stole it from SOT2 (an Internet forum fyi)

 

[climb the hill]

It's funny because alot of guys do act this way.

 

[NAD]

being wussy for a chick is done immediately following the male orgasm, and never to be recorded. you nut on her face, then you talk about feelings for the 5 minute window between cleanup and passing out.

end.

 

[climb the hill]

being wussy for a chick is done immediately following the male orgasm, and never to be recorded. you nut on her face, then you talk about feelings for the 5 minute window between cleanup and passing out.

end.

Where do you fit in the pillow smothering?

 

[NAD]

foreplay i guess.

 

[Furious B]

How did this jackass get this girl in the first place? This has been the best seven minutes of my life Troy. It's true. I'll never find better. I've never laughed so hard in my ENTIRE LIFE.

 

[NAD]

2 minutes in.

this is fucking disgusting.

 

[NAD]

he's said three concise "thoughts" with 500 words so far.

dude's on ecstacy and touching his feet, i just know it.

 

[NAD]

"our hands are the same size"

she has MAN HANDS. or he has small girlish ones, which is more likely.

hahaha yessssssss here comes the apology part, is he gonna cry?!?! oh man this is getting good.

 

[NAD]

now i've gotten drunk and left some sappy messages for my wimmenz, but they usually go something like "yeah, i loves you cuz you like, yeah man. youre' reallycoolandyougotthoseboobsohhhhhhhhhhh yeahh ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzz five dollars?! get ouutaa here..."

this dude sucks, and you know right after the first time this dude scores he's gonna call his mom and cry.

 

[Night Mare]

being wussy for a chick is done immediately following the male orgasm, and never to be recorded. you nut on her face, then you talk about feelings for the 5 minute window between cleanup and passing out.

end.

I disagree, that's the time where I'd put on some music and drink tea. Each to his own i guess, I think it's just a matter of following your male urges/primal instincts in the proper order, ie:
-Sex
-Music
-Tea
-Sleep