I suck

[mindspell]

Seriously, even drunk I am too sane to be able to create a decent drunken thread....

 

[Kitty Star]

Awww it's okay.

 

[mindspell]

Thanks KS but I really do suck, I wish I could have Kleo's gifts...

 

[inkybmistro]

 

[goatschool]

plateaus, MS. nothing on top but a

 

[mindspell]

Ultimatly, I am stuck at work (without air conditionning I might add, they stop that at 6) because I can't take my motorbike home until I get back to a sobriety level that won't get me into trouble with the pOlice..... Fuck this shit..

In the words of a great man of the board:

I quit.

 

[goatschool]

you can't quit, man. you're supplying the friction! and we like it!

 

[chupe666]

being drunk at work sucks. you're all "WOOO!!" and then you realize where you are.
kind of like that dream where you realize you're awake and naked at a Subway and they're out of turkey.


i need a shower.

 

[mindspell]

Redeeming value of being drunk at work:

-I actually received a compliment from Goatschool. WHOOHOOOO!
-I can be all WHOOOOOHOOOO and nobody cares because nobody is there, save from the cleaning lady that actually doesn't speak a word of french or english so she doesn't really count.
-I have good music with me
-I could do cartwheels down the hallway. I should. I WILL! Fuck the security people watching me...

What's not so great:
-Subway is closed so I can't check if they are out of Turkey
-Can't really verify if jerking off to Arctopus is really worth the hassle
-I also need a shower
-It's fucking hot in here..

 

[xfer]

heeyyy imm drunkst

 

[I am Kloot]

Could be worse....you could have scabbies.