i taught today for the first time!

[xfer]

my hope is that they're of the less-puffy variety.

 

[minxnim]

me too alex. me too.

 

[xfer]

9th grade English, English, and Honors English, and I also taught Honors History but only for today.

(not alone, obviously. with a real teacher)

 

[chupe666]

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

hahaha, that guy on the left looks like he beats his wife

pleat is soooooooo out.

 

[minxnim]

the sniper knows....

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

 

[inkybmistro]

all pleats do is make your weiner look prominent when you sit.
are those freshman really squirly, mr. driver?

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

more like Mr. PILEdrivHer!

BAZZZING!!

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

alex likes stachatory rape

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Mr. Stach

 

[FuSoYa]

Alex. what was your class material? Did you get to design it or did they have something for you to teach the kids?

 

[xfer]

i'm so low on the teaching totem pole now--i just assisted the real teacher with lessons about learning strategies and in the history class, stuff about Thomas Paine's "Common Sense" and the Revolutionary War.

over the next few years i'll gradually be able to design more and more--you never really get autonomy though. other people decide what texts you have to teach (you sometimes have a say, but nothing binding) and you have to spend a lot of time teaching stuff that's going to be on the MCAS (the test you have to take now to graduate high school).

 

[Astral Poetry]

"Fuck that, teach them where they put their weiners and send them on their way!"

Note: I had to put it in quotation marks because I felt to duurty with it just "there".

 

[mindspell]

I have pleated pants. I try not to wear them, but I do when wear my suits or sport jackets of some kind (which is not often since I am an employee and not a consultant anymore...)

Yes they do suck.

 

[lizard]

 

[xfer]

p.s. they are pleated.

 

[minxnim]

OH NO ALEX.
we will have to somehow find you some reasonably priced replacements. it's just not acceptable to wear pleated pants. FOR ANY REASON.

 

[xfer]

can i return them after they have been hemmed?

should i take the hems out with a knife?!

 

[lizard]

you could probably borrow Adam's knife. I'm sure he's bought the largest, longest he can find, in order to compensate for his...er...other shortcomings.