i think i have major lesbian guilt this morning. or something.

[minxnim]

i dunno what to call it. but i got in the elevator this morning and i was about 15 minutes late. and this girl i havent seen here before got in the elevator. when the door closed she turned around and said 'usually i sing and dance in the elevator but you're intimidating with those shoes on'. i was like 'ummm sorry?' and then she asked me my name and told me she'd marry me if we were in Vermont. i was like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because she was totally freakin hot and i was like hmmm.

 

[FuSoYa]

She sounds like a slut!

 

[avi]

I don't see how that's considered 'guilt'

 

[minxnim]

oh my god this is my funniest post ever. seriously.

 

[minxnim]

well avi, i feel guilty because i was sweating her back. and well, i'm involved.

 

[avi]

well alright then

 

[minxnim]

plus i was like, wait, since when do i sweat bald headed japanese girls with dickies on?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

!!!!

 

[deadair]

i feel a made for TV movie deal coming out of this thread

 

[minxnim]

haha this is like the least drama ever but at the same time, it was only 10:15 am and i was like, WHOA THERE HONEY

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'd hit it!!

 

[minxnim]

yea but you're a full time PLAYA!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

all the more reason!

 

[deadair]

josh spreads his (playa) wings

 

[minxnim]

Josh = full time bitchkiller

 

[lizard]

hmmmm.
this is an interesting thread. I have read (and, thank you very much, not in Penthouse Forum) that women are much less hung up on the bi-curious thing than men.

and that women are more apt to be turned on by eroticism in general, be it gay or straight, while men are turned on by eroticism of their specific interests.

 

[goatschool]

i actually knew a bald-headed japanese girl who wore dickies!

 

[lizard]

and p.s. this thread is going over much better than the fecal matter thread.

 

[avi]

"knew"

 

[goatschool]

the first time we hung out we sat around in a major mall parking lot and she told me how she was into bondage and at the time was dating the dude who is coming over here this afternoon to DISCUSS PAYMENT FOR HIS WEBSITE.