I think I lost 5 dollars.

I had a 20 and bought 12 dollars worth of beers.

Then someone said "HEY A DOLLAR ON THE GROUND!"

and I took it THEN REALIZED IT MUST HAVE BEEN MINE, now I only have 3 dollars.

It doesn't add up! a 5 dollar bill would fit nicely in that calculation HMM?
 
I'm gonna have to dig through my pants pockets again to be sure.

But I did that a lot already, it's a lost cause!
 
derick keeps opening his wallet, looking, and going "yep i lost five dollars." HE'S DONE THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES NOW!!

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you lost five dollars. it probably happened during all that buttslapping you got on the way to the bathroom.
 
I accidentally buttslapped someone too. Darn you fat girls with big butts that take up my arm swinging space!!! *shakes fist*
 
It sucks when you loose any small amount of money. Makes you think about all the things you probably could have bought with it.
 
I'm also thinking about how I'm a sucker for driving through mcdonalds and not getting anything for myself. I bet I'd be feeling sick this morning having eaten that crap last night, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TASTY.

Maybe if I had that 5 dollars I would've spent it on burgers!
 
But with all the small bills/loose change that you lose, you tend to find larger bills that you didn't even know you had. So it evens out
 
At the same time last night I also realized the bandage I had wrapped around my blistered thumb also was laying on the ground. I must have been flinging things everywhere!

But if someone took my dropped 5, why didn't they take the $1 as well?! It surely had to have landed in the same proximity. This is partly why it confounds me so.