I think I'm going to get these

[VangelicSurgeon]

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

$130

 

[goatschool]

worth the investment for bat-ism

 

[deadair]

post pics... of you looking like an idiot

 

[azal]

in tight-fitting workout gear and headband if possible thnx.

 

[lizard]

nah for a rocking good time this is the correct purchase.
http://www.octodog.net/

 

[minxnim]

josh, are you serious? that thing is scary!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I will only use it in full evening dress replete with crimson-lined cape.

prep are you talking about the rack or the table? the table is huge it would never fit in my house.

 

[minxnim]

the rack....? what are the benefits of this contraption? i am interested... but scared!
also, if you got that i could be like NICE RACK JOSH!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I would have the best rack! I'm thinking hanging upside down would feel really nice on my spine and lower back.

 

[lizard]

I'd be afraid something would fail and I would fall on my head. the octodog is much safer as long as you don't stick your appendages in it.

 

[xfer]

aren't there 80s movies with this in them as a joke?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I was mostly inspired by twin peaks and really wanting to stretch out my spine.

 

[minxnim]

ahh yea twin peaks! if you get it, i want to try it!

 

[chupe666]

i don't recall that in twin peaks;
there was a scene in lethal weapon II i think that had someone in one and a guy busted in and blew his head off though.

i could think of worse things to spend $130 on.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

the first time you see cooper in TP he's hanging upside down using those thingys!