i think maybe i want to make a skirt out of a sleeping bag

[minxnim]

that would be really warm. plus it'd be puffy and comfortable.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

sort of like parachute pants?

 

[minxnim]

!!!! omg no. no! totally diff.

 

[goatschool]

please do.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whatev. this is totally you.

 

[minxnim]

also i mean, i am tiny so technically i could make a DRESS out of one of these mofo's.

 

[xfer]

preppy en route to work:

plus 3978786 bagels.

 

[goatschool]

you have invented the tec skirt

 

[minxnim]

i know i will end up looking like a raver... but it'd be really really comfy.
also, that chick is so much more sexy than me.

 

[xfer]

SHE'S GOT CURVES, LIKE REAL WOMEN! LOTS OF CURVES!

 

[minxnim]

she's so ageless. like, at a glance i could say 35... or well...14 ...
whereas i am an unfortunate steady 17.

 

[xfer]

whoa...you would be, like, R. Kelly's dream wife!

 

[chupe666]

this whole "making things" vibe you got goin' on here is downright homey. Martha would be proud.

 

[minxnim]

i always make stuff! i even make my own soap (no joke! ask josh, i sent him some!!)

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

well, as a matter of fact, i have kicked the shit out of a few people too... so maybe i could start a club...

 

[azal]

my mom makes her own cheese....she is so old country.

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

Originally posted by xfer
whoa...you would be, like, R. Kelly's dream wife!

She has that look on her face thinking, "Wow thats one tiny cock, he better carpet munch like a fucking champion, or I'm in for a long nite."

 

[FalseTodd]

Tara has a jacket that turns into a bag.

 

[xfer]

One day it suddenly began to downpour--one of those out-of-nowhere, buckets-from-the-sky deluges--and this old Russian man came into my friend Dan's video store. He asked for a trash bag so he could punch a head-hole and some arm-holes in it and wear it as a rain slicker (with a small white plastic bag for a hat).

"I have a better idea," said Dan. "Why don't I just cut some eyeholes in the trash bag, so you're entirely covered?" He meant it as a joke, but the old guy thought it was a great idea. He left the store looking like a Klansman in a black sheet and hood, with no armholes, so hopefully he didn't trip and fall...