I will write you people a poem

[KoichCPA]

I'm fuckin bored ok. then you can discuss what it means, it's context and various other shit like that.

it's called The Blasphemous Northen Pine Forest and the Grey sea of turmoil in your Lhabia

Oh the forgotten soldier
why did you steal that bag of eggs?
Or did the eggs steal you?
only one knows
only one
He is the mighty prophet of Jugyter
Depressed
Opressed
Compressed into a man the size of Lord Tim
You were once a restless giant
Now,
Now a minute being of your once mighty egg stealing self
You stole
You lost
You heart was broken
By a fair maid?
No,
By a harlot of the east
a minion of satan was she,
and whore
You loved her,
and She stole your eggs.

 

[Spiff]

That was beautiful!

It's about World War II, yeah? Either that or AIDS.

 

[Mark]

Koichi, he sat patiently waiting,
On the porcelain throne, sat he -
He inspected his stool,
He felt such a fool!
That funny little fellow, Koichi.

 

[spawn]

Its about a lesbian stealing her lovers ovaries while she sleeps. Jugyter is the man who fell in love with the egg stealing lesbian and had his hopes and indeed manhood crushed when he found out about her sexual proclivities, activities and festivities, and he tries to steal them off her in the hopes to win her affections.

 

[Spiff]

Koichi walks through the shadowy glen
A single tear down his cheek
Pity poor Koichi
As the infernal machinations of man
Slowly destroy the fabric of space and time
With their toothpicks
Evil has been reborn in the form
Of a duck

"Quack!" cries the duck as
Satan's child waddles through the fog
"Quack!" he cries, his eyes red with bloodlust
"Quack!" Koichi snarls in retort, a face of crimson fury
At the front of his head
The duck quacks once more, his work done.

 

[Southy]

hm strange things are goin on here

 

[JonBonJovi]

what drugs are you all on and where do I get them from.....


I only have one thing to say












"Fuck ya Nanna"

 

[Spiff]

That's not a poem.

 

[Goreripper]

Yes it is. It's a haiku. A real short one.

 

[Spiff]

Nup, the rhythm's wrong and *everything*.

 

[Southy]

and what is the *everything* exactly spiffo?

 

[Spiff]

Everything other than the rhythm!!

 

[Southy]

righto then.....

 

[Spiff]

Haikus are three-line poems which don't rhyme, and the syllables are 5 for the first line, 7 for the second, 5 for the third. For example:

I think the cat's dead
Its head hangs sideways like this
As a cold wind blows

Not the best example, but the only thing I could come up with right now.

 

[spawn]

Metallica songs.
The old stuff was great and metal.
New stuff is good but rock.

*bows*

 

[Southy]

good stuff spwny i understand it all now

 

[KoichCPA]

bump

 

[Spiff]

I totally forgot about this. Surprised that I could ever write such good poetry! Let's have another go.

Darkness descends on the land that time forgot
And time feels foolish for having such a poor memory
It shuffles its feet nervously
Hoping that noone will notice its oversight
Time will tie a piece of string around its finger
If it remembers to

 

[Mark]

Mine ruled but all you cunts ignored it.

 

[The Amazer]

Metallica songs.
The old stuff was great and metal.
New stuff is good but rock.

*bows*

5
8
6

doesn't work, I'll fix:

Metallica songs.
All their shit is really good
you should all agree.