I would like to issue a general apology

[azal]

goatschool: I never get scorched.

kitty star: wtg are you talking about?

 

[minxnim]

omg hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[minxnim]

i think azal got LARP'd?

 

[Kitty Star]

Minx: I won't actually stalk Josh. It was a joke. But I understand it wasn't funny.

Azal: I am just telling you what I was told. I am not quite sure myself.

 

[azal]

dude, trying really hard sucks so bad.

 

[xfer]

scuse me, minx, the proper LARP term is "proxied", i think.

 

[minxnim]

i wouldn't know because i am not a corky thnx alex

 

[azal]

you think. sure.

 

[avi]

what the fuck is going on?

this place is supposed to be my refuge from the rigors of the work day god dammit.

 

[azal]

people keep getting huffy on this board.

It needs to stop.

 

[minxnim]

sorry avi i tried.

 

[deadair]

...i'm not here enough to get huffy.

 

[minxnim]

i have this feeling if i posted my old morgue/coroner posts certain people would start posting lame touchy feely stuff about how it hurt their feelings b/c they've been 'personally affected' etc etc.
the feeling of having to realize that is.... really depressing. and that is not me being funny. that's the truth.

 

[minxnim]

nick come pick me up in this post. turn left at the post about josh's job. i'll be waiting on the corner. get me out of here.

 

[minxnim]

i'll be wearing my rain boots.

 

[Josh Seipp]

a) huffing never helps it only hurts
b) pleeeeeease pleasepleaseplease post coroner stories
c) kitty star I think you're taking everything too seriously. YOU MUST CHILL. I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR KEYS.

 

[avi]

c'mon people, get with the program

 

[minxnim]

too bad i can't find that pic i had before of the guy that shot his face off and lived.
sigh.
anyway:
Much like this older gentleman, we once received a rather close proximity gunshot self infliction to the temple. Unfortunately, the fellow wasn’t very popular and had sat in his lazy-boy for about 1.5 weeks before being discovered.



I spent about 7 hours of practicum time removing maggots from the hole. After doing so, I had over 1.3 pounds of maggots and flie poop.

 

[xfer]

um i think if anyone tried that "wah wah i'd be personally affected" stuff here they would be roundly mocked.

 

[xfer]

this one? the one everyone thinks is a motorcycle accident BUT YOU KNOW BETTER?