i would love to watch videotaped insightful, reflective interviews with:

[FuSoYa]

1. The jocks who managed to escape Columbine
2. Adult versions of the kids who play with Michael Jackson and don't ever make public complaints.

 

[chupe666]

sounds like you've watched too many 20/20 and PrimeTime Live episodes recently

 

[xfer]

3. That dude Saheed al-Sahaf who was that "Information" minister for Saddam during the war and is now a commentator on Arab TV.

 

[azal]

what's up with his shirt?

 

[lizard]

the tiger cub barfed on him.

 

[FalseTodd]

lizard made a better joke than i would've thought of

 

[xfer]

hmmm are you referring to the furry microphones?

 

[lizard]

oh I thought he had sputum or something down the front of his faux uniform.

 

[azal]

hahah woah I totally didn't realize they were mics.

 

[FalseTodd]

oh i thought we were all cracking off on the guvnor's telly equipment

 

[xfer]

um sam why are you posting from the repair shop

 

[FalseTodd]

i am the king of all media

 

[xfer]

there is no way you guys are going to make it to the pittsburgh show if you don't, you know, CHOP CHOP.

 

[FalseTodd]

i have been ready since first call

 

[xfer]

has toby even woken up yet