I went to Maine and all I got were these lousy pictures

[mindspell]

No they are not. You look soooo cute and I just want to pinch those cheeks...








(perverts!)

 

[coelacanth_M]

i mean, i know i'm asian and all, but why the fuck do my eyes look like goddamn literal fucking slits right there?!! (a non-vaginal slit, mind you.) i also look very confused and just really fucked up, sort of like an antelope. and i'm not posting in this thread anymore. this is traumatizing.

 

[mindspell]

Slits : you got your eyes partially closed on the one picture where we "see" your eyes, hence the slits

Confused : Its the bong hits...

 

[lizard]

but if you got the epicanthal folds operation it might make you look like an owl. and I'm not sure that would be good.

 

[xfer]

haha i think you look good in those pictures, mia. cute in a not-cute-because-you're-small-but-generally-cute way!

the one toby removed featured a booger coming out of mia's nose, though. that wasn't very cute.

 

[goatschool]

(a non-vaginal slit, mind you.)

i would love to see a human with eyes like that. if only for a few minutes.

 

[goatschool]

alex, nice pics. very THE MIST-inducing, but that's probably like saying any give snapshot of tokyo reminds one of godzilla.

tall-y is a spitting image of my friend scott. i had to do a double-take.

 

[Kitty Star]

Mia it's okay. Short people unite! I am only an inch, maybe an inch and a half taller than you so I know the feeling all too well... My best friend is 6'5" and I am only 4'11", people have taken to calling him the Jolly Green Giant and me Sprout.

 

[coelacanth_M]

haha, thanks megan!
however, it's not the smallness that's making me feel like an antelope-face (i like my smallness, in fact.) it's the fact that I LOOK LIKE A DEFORMED, CHINKIFIED ANTELOPE IN THAT PICTURE. i'm so glad you didn't see the one that was taken down. that one was even worse. i'm not trying to fish for compliments here, i really do hate these pictures. i just didn't photograph very well in them.

 

[Kitty Star]

Fish all you want, you know you're going to get them!!! And the antelope thing, maybe I'm blind but I just don't see it. If you're an antelope then I'm an oompa loompa.

PS. It's Meghan with an H. I don't mean to be snotty, that just really bothers me. ::smooches::

 

[coelacanth_M]

haha, sorrry about that! i guess i could equate that pet peeve with the pet peeve i have about people pronouncing my name "maya" or when they call me "chino." i'm always like, "it's MEE-A and it's CHINK! chinos are pants, dammit!"

 

[Kitty Star]

It's okay MEE-A, I love you anyway. Chinos are pants, sure, but it is also how you say Chinese in Spanish. I know you're not Chinese but I thought it was worth noting.

 

[coelacanth_M]

ohhhhhhhhhhh, i didn't know that! it's okay. i'll correct them anyway. i just like saying the word "pants" in general, and it's a good excuse to do so.

 

[xfer]

"EL chino"

 

[coelacanth_M]

hmmm... doesn't that mean that i'd be "la china" then, and not "chino"? maybe then, i get to correct their grammar AND get to say the word pants, etc.

 

[Kitty Star]

"pants" is a good word I agree. Though I do prefer to say toggle alot more. Say it out loud, just once and you will smile, trust me and you'll see I'm right.

 

[coelacanth_M]

i actually prefer the word "giblet" to any of those words. except you're supposed to pronounce it "GIB-LET" and not "JIB-LET" or else it sucks and is no fun.

 

[coelacanth_M]

you know, just like the way that some people pronounce triop as "TRY-OP" and not "TREE-OP". that's no fun at all. those same people keep insisting that the plural of a triop is actually "triops" too. assholes. i hope they die.

 

[xfer]

el pantalones del chino mia

 

[xfer]

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