i don't thing my aunt meant this comment to be quite so dirty

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toby, mia, my roommate, and i went down to CT for a lobster fest with my family (which was delicious; we ate clams, mussels, mushrooms stuffed with scallop, shrimp cocktail, lobsters, etc) and the conversation turned to oysters and how several of us thought they were totally gross. my aunt:

"And they say they're an aphrodesiac! I guess the thinking is, once you eat that, nothing tastes as bad."
 
p.s. i always have to repeatedly say NO MAYONNAISE when i order oyster po'boys because apparently it (or some kind of tartar sauce, YUCK) are standard on the damn things.
 
its aspect can be revolting, true. I get a feeling I've already mentioned this on this forum, but I was traumatized as a youngster when I saw a mayonnaise commercial in which a large bald man ate a heaping tablespoon of the stuff before releasing a creamy, satisfied "mmmmmmm"...

Now that I think about it, it seems so surreal it might've been a nightmare.