*also, let's not forget the part of the night where we all went to the diner, and aforementioned ketchup-assholes left a shotglass at their table. while we were all declaring that they were assholes, DJ was already a step ahead of us and had shoved the glass up his butt and was running outside to hand the assed-up shotglass back to one of the guys. sure enough, as we were walking out, i saw the guy juggling the ass-covered shotglass unknowingly back and forth between his hands, hehehehehehehe.