i = wreck

[Baliset]

someone please get me a bed and pillow stat!

or maybe i will claim i am using my "admin" time, close my door and curl up under my desk.

yeah that would be sweet.

 

[IanDork107]

No sleep till bedtime.

 

[azal]

MY DiXIE WRECKED.

 

[Baliset]

i still haven't even had the energy to tuck in my shirt and look somewhat "professional".

 

[Baliset]

i wish i could think of more miserable things to populate this thread that could really drive home the fact that i feel like i am hungover from drinking two full bottles of whiskey and eating eight weiners but yet i drank no alcohol last night and only had some chinese food.

 

[goatschool]

S:HCTP did it.

 

[goatschool]

greg, this is crazy but you were actually part of an epic dream last night.

you appeared in a house that i was going to potentially rent, but it was also sort of your place too, and i was crashing there.

you were really pissed at me for making a homophobic comment on this board! and i think i was telling you that i meant it sarcastically, like mindspell is all aboot. and i kept thinking "wait, is greg telling me he's gay?"

 

[mindspell]

Nobody I know says "aboot"...

and

Our bacon is bacon, not ham... I don't know where everybody got that idea...

 

[xfer]

because it looks and tastes more like ham than bacon?

 

[mindspell]

Nope, the phrase "Canadian Bacon" is an american invention, a conspiracy to confuse you.

Bacon in Canada:

 

[xfer]

so what do you guys call the delicious meatstuff we call "Canadian bacon"?

 

[mindspell]

Ham, smoked ham, whatever...

 

[xfer]

how do you differentiate "canadian bacon" from ham, then?

 

[mindspell]

We concatenate another word to it:

Flank Ham ("canadian bacon")

Shoulder Ham (Ham)

etc...

 

[xfer]

makes perfect sense.

 

[kleo706]

He's from Montreal. That place isn't like the REAL Canada!

 

[azal]

meaning faggy and french.

 

[mindspell]

Come here Azal, I'll rub your balls for ya!

And where does real Canada begins and ends?

 

[TheNewChupe]

FINALLY.

The mysteries of Canadian bacon revealed.

 

[The Dope]

If only azal were still on the same continent.