I wrote a haiku

[Lunar Still]

Zakk Wylde's BLS:
Pointless guitar wankery
From a fake biker​

What do you guys think?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

We've already got a haiku thread, silly.

 

[Lunar Still]

We've already got a haiku thread, silly.

Really? Then I have to find it NOW, because I've got tons of these things, and they're all full of extremely raunchy and offensive humor.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's called "An Ode to My Tofutti".

 

[Dark One]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ouch.

 

[Lord Foul]

Yeesh, that one burned a little on the way down my optic nerve.

 

[AsModEe]

aw man, everyone is just copying me with their owl image. I STARTED THE WHOLE THING ON THIS BOARD.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

 

[AsModEe]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

heh, i really just wanted an excuse to post that owl pic. it amuses me so.

but is anyone else alarmed by the cult-like worship that the o rly owl recieves?

 

[derek]

I like the Haiku

 

[neal]

i want an owl burger. mmmmmm owl burger.

 

[Mike]

isn't Wylde 2 syllables?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

not unless you pronounce the e.

 

[Mike]

i guess its just the new jersey accent that makes me think it's pronounced "why-old"