Iced Earth's......Schaffer......God's Gift.....Or Just Idiot?

Pyrus said:
Whoah whoah whoah, hold on a minute. Worse than RHAPSODY?!! Somebody needs to go back and listen to Iced Earth's first three albums.
I know the albums of which you speak, I owned them once. That
was before they went gay...those 3 were good, not excellent but
very decent. Freshman stuff. But shit, how many years ago was that?
How many of those guys ARE NOT in IE anymore?
The last 3 records or 4 (can't keep track) have sucked balls.....hence...

Iced Earth is really gay. More gay than Prog metal homos
Rhapsody and Dream Queer.
 
Pyrus said:
I've always thought that album is brilliant melodic thrash. No accounting for taste, I suppose.
I thought TL was talking about Something Wicked which is 98% shite.
Burnt Offerings wasn't 98% shite, I misspoke and I retract that.
I was in a hurry and wasn't thinkin right.

Burnt Offerings is the best they have ever done and will ever do. ever.
I'd give that disc a 7.5 out of 10.

My apologies.
 
OfficerNice said:
Iced Earth is really gay. More gay than Prog metal homos
Rhapsody and Dream Queer.


Dream Theater is NOT gay...................they are brilliant musicians!!



So there!:loco: Don't make me freak out on ya....you don't want the wrath of MI...
 
MindInsane said:
Dream Theater is NOT gay...................they are brilliant musicians!!
So there!:loco: Don't make me freak out on ya....you don't want the wrath of MI...
:lol: :worship:


Dream Theatre is more gay than Hammerfall.

:Smug: :p


And you can't freak out on me cause I've been never an
anti-Opeth shittalker like DE.:D
 
Testament Legions said:
Everytime I hear Matt sing, I wait for him to break into "Love Gun... Looove Gun... Love Gun!!!"
LOL.


@Pyrus. "Where Iron Jewfros go" sounds like "Where the Down Boys Go"
You're a Warrant fan? :D .....that explains the Iced Earth thing :D :D

Hey, both of you guys(TL and P) live in FRISCO.

:D
 
OfficerNice said:
:lol: :worship:


Dream Theatre is more gay than Hammerfall.

:Smug: :p

Hammerfall and Man-o War= gay, shitty, retarded, hillarious, BORING, and utterly rediculous music.

Dream Theater can play circles around them...OMG!!!:err:
 
Testament Legions said:
I always thought the old singer of IE sounded like Paul Stanley of KISS :lol:.
That's funny because I've said that before! The only difference is, Matt is a little more raspy than Paul is!!
 
If it wasn't too brutal for you, Officer, you'd know that "Where Iron Crosses Grow" is the name of the upcoming new album by Dismember, the GREATEST DEATH METAL BAND OF ALL FUCKING TIME.

Similarly, if you weren't so thick, you'd notice that all my subprofiles are song titles with the word "Jewfro" inserted somewhere.

:p

OfficerNice said:
Hey, both of you guys(TL and P) live in FRISCO.

Ohhhh, you goan DIE, mufuckah. :devil:
 
MindInsane said:
Hammerfall and Man-o War= gay, shitty, retarded, hillarious, BORING, and utterly rediculous music.

Dream Theater can play circles around them...OMG!!!:err:

I agree with you. Hammerfall and Manowar are incredibly gay
and I agree with you Dream Theatre are very schooled really good
musicians who can play rings around them. That was never in question,
or, should never have been.
 
Pyrus said:
If it wasn't too brutal for you, Officer, you'd know that "Where Iron Crosses Grow" is the name of the upcoming new album by Dismember, the GREATEST DEATH METAL BAND OF ALL FUCKING TIME.
Does Napalm Death know that Dismember stole their title "Greatest
DM Band of all fucking time" .....someone call the UK right now.
:)
I was just takin the piss out of you, being a wiseass. :)
Mental Note: Warrant jokes are insulting.

Similarly, if you weren't so thick, you'd notice that all my subprofiles are song titles with the word "Jewfro" inserted somewhere.
I've noticed that for a long time, yes.

If I weren't so thick? Is that a redneck comment? huh.

Ohhhh, you goan DIE, mufuckah. :devil:
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This thread was a vulgar display of jewfro power. I commed you.:worship: