If Alexi wasn't a rockstar which job would he have?

[Söy]

was sebastian bach the thorn in your rose?

 

[Night Reaper]

they dont fly
and its not just to the moon

sorry they use a space shuttle

and where if not the moon ?

 

[Zak1392]

A professional midget stripper.

 

[Draznog]

sorry they use a space shuttle

and where if not the moon ?

Its called a airodynamic space craft, and astronaughts will soon go to mars melonhead.

 

[Stripflash]

probably just an average finn, a drunk unemployed guy, hanging around in the local metal bar in Espoo!

 

[Draznog]

^helsinki

 

[Stripflash]

^helsinki

Espoo in finnish or Esbo in Swedish. That is where they come from, its a large settled area close to Helsinki, with 8% swedish speaking. Thank You!

 

[Axel]

Snake charmer.

 

[TrashedLost]

Rallydriver

 

[jmbullet]

No one has said a drunken wife beater?

Hmmmm... I doubt Alexi would hurt a woman on purpose...

 

[Night Reaper]

Its called a airodynamic space craft, and astronaughts will soon go to mars melonhead.

are they taking you ?

 

[Lady_Laiho]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL! This is funny, but stop making fun of him!!!!!!!!! Those things don't even exist. Maybe Alexi will see this and reply to it.

 

[Anonymous]

He'll be too drunk of his ass to read, let alone understand what's going on anyways. At least he'll have pretty nails though.

 

[jmbullet]

I really wonder if he ever is sober...

 

[Lady_Laiho]

What do you mean he'll have pretty nails? Maybe he'd be so drunk to say "i love Lady_Laiho" cuz he sees his last name in my name.

 

[Anonymous]

Maybe he'll be too busy getting wasted and getting manicures to check the forum.

 

[Night Reaper]

i think alexi respect himself more then to meet you

 

[Lady_Laiho]

How do you know Alexi gets manicures?

 

[Anonymous]

Because he has such pretty nails

 

[Lady_Laiho]

But you can't tell if they're uneven or clean cuz they're alwayz painted black.