if i had $39, this is what i'd get

minxnim

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but i don't have $39
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it's made for short girls! and i like the black color.
 
my backpack smells of urine, beer and sweat.

I need to wash it pronto, but I never get to it because I carry it around everyday.

I hate having stuff in my pockets.
 
I'd be able to buy you that backpack except that GEORGE FUCKWITHYA BUSH pushed through

The Department of Labor (DoL) recently announced a change in overtime rules for "White Collar" positions effective 23 August 2004. The DoL administers FLSA through Title 29 of the CFR. Title 29 applies to private sector, state/local governments, Library of Congress, the Postal Service, and the Tennessee Valley Authority. OPM administers FLSA for Federal Agencies and is currently reviewing DoL's changes to determine potential impact throughout the Federal government.

so in essence, George Bush is to blame for you not getting that backpack from me.
 
once my friend Tom was so drunk he stood up and got undressed in the middle of the living room (thinking he was alone in his bedroom) as we all shouted "TOM, TOM, WHAT?" and then he puked on my backpack and passed out.