If I had something to do...

But you can sit around doing nothing and leave if you feel like it? Interesting work environment.


Well, I'll sit around pretending to do something.
And if I want to leave I'm going to leave. I have 9 sick days and 155 hours of vacation time.
If I said to my boss " i"m not feeling well I'm going to leave " he would say " ok "
 
And speaking of fucked up Mario-related things:

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Fuckin' go home Dan! At least at home you can lay on the couch and fall asleep if you feel like it. And you don't have to wear any clothes.

And you can even check this thread from there!!!

Fuck work, go home!