What the hell do you say to a pornstar?

[Hejira_Omeed]

Today when I was at NAMM, a bunch of us were waiting for Dave Mustaine to come out of the ESP booth and I found myself standing next to pornstar Brittney Skye. Now...what the fuck do you say to pornstar when you meet one? "I like your work"? It's pretty awkward. Just something i thought about when i got home.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"nice boots, lets fuck."

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

no no wolf , you open with " So do you cum here often?"

or

" Yeah i saw Boogie nights, i know how this works."

or

"Wow the camera really does add ten pounds. "

or


" You know I lay carpet for a living."

or

" When you do anal , do you use a stunt double?"

or

" Me and my friend have a bet, he says their real, I say not."

or

" Peter North aint got nothing on me, cause I know its a stunt dick"

or

" Hey you've seen alot of dicks , Is this normal * reveals penis*???"

then followed by

" Just for future reference do you spit or swallow?"

and finish with

" So do you use trick photography , because I dont belive you can really do that thing with your boobs. Really? Maybe you should show me, cause Im more of a hands on kinda guy."

or

" My friends are never gonna believe this. Would you give me something to prove to them."

 

[Anvil]

BRITNEY SKYE?! *dies*

man... did you at least hump her leg?!

 

[unknown]

a guy I knew went to NAMM and saw Aria Giovanni...he took pictures with her...fucking bastard

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Take pictures with her? I would have like paid her 10 bucks to lick my face or something atleast in the pic.

 

[Iris]

Just ask her if she's there to party and if she's going to get paid for it...
The rest is just a piece of cake! =)

 

[Satans_Mom]

What's that whistling wind tunnel sound I hear?

Porn stars are a bit hard to "respect". I shouldn't judge, but a .... whore is a whore...

 

[Iris]

depends..
i see a difference between whores and pornstars. The circumstances.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

cirCUMstances haw haw haw

 

[unknown]

we don't respect them that much really...we just appreciate them for showing us their boobies

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

haha

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Yeah well Id still give Jenna Jameson the best 15 seconds of MY life. Maybe 30 if Im lucky. Id push for 45 sec. but hey I got other things to do.

 

[Tee]

What's that whistling wind tunnel sound I hear?

Porn stars are a bit hard to "respect". I shouldn't judge, but a .... whore is a whore...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

What's that whistling wind tunnel sound I hear?

Porn stars are a bit hard to "respect". I shouldn't judge, but a .... whore is a whore...

omg

 

[E-bortion]

I'm not what I would call of high morale, but pornstars disgust me. I (being the asshole I am) would call her a slut and then I'd pour my beer on her.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I'm not what I would call of high morale, but pornstars disgust me. I (being the asshole I am) would call her a slut and then I'd pour my beer on her.

That just leaves more porn goddesses for me.

 

[Karmic]

Now...what the fuck do you say to pornstar when you meet one?

 

[Aradia]

What's that whistling wind tunnel sound I hear?

Porn stars are a bit hard to "respect". I shouldn't judge, but a .... whore is a whore...

I'm a dancer and I meet many pornstars. They do feature performances every 2 months. I think we sometimes forget that they are people too. Some are sweet, some are bitches, some are stupid, and some smart. It's just a job, whether or not we agree with what they do for a living is a different story. We should respect them just the same, at least when they're not fucking (otherwise get dirty with them).

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Her pussy lips look like you could pass a volvo through them. Unless you have a dick thats as big around as a coke can she probably couldnt feel it.I guess that puts me out, but id try anyway.