What do you say to a Pornstar?

[Hejira_Omeed]

Today when I was at NAMM, a bunch of us were waiting for Dave Mustaine to come out of the ESP booth and I found myself standing next to pornstar Brittney Skye. Now...what the fuck do you say to pornstar when you meet one? "I like your work"? It's pretty awkward. Just something i thought about when i got home.

 

[bodomite]

 

[Silver Incubus]

"How many cocks do you think you have had in you?" "Will you need a tally sheet?"

 

[bodomite]

OMG

 

[Trashdevil]

You could commend them on their positions and maybe ask for a few pointers...

 

[Fenrir13]

Id ask if they knew anyone looking for porn scriptwriters. I have ideas that practically write themselves, like the Willy Wonka spin off but i have nowhere to submit them. Ive met porn stars before when they were doing an autograph signing and pic session in a video store. That wwas the same day we saw, but didnt get to meet cos we didnt realize it til it was too late and he got in his cab, Ron Jeremy.

 

[-Gavin-]

Ron Jeremy.

 

[Yetti]

Ron Jeremy.

proof that even us ugly fuckers can get laid

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

proof that even us ugly fuckers can get laid

And paid at that

 

[bodomite]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[M.]

in my case it's "why the fuck do you threaten my boyfriend and want to beat me up so bad? i've never even fucking met you"

 

[bodomite]

wtf?
ROFL

 

[delt]

"NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?!??i?"

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

"even though it was only the family dog on the real side, i still feel like we're so close!"

 

[bodomite]

hey skank hoe wazzaaappp!

 

[spirit crusher]

wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

 

[delirium]

"she's a porn star. Take her to a hotel room and bang her like a beast!"

 

[bodomite]

if she is a porn star no telling how many STDs are in store for ya!

 

[BodomiC]

Ron Jeremy

yup, heres our hero

 

[bodomite]

RAWK