What do you say to a Pornstar?

[BodomiC]

long cocked american hetero wanker

 

[Spike]

"I like your work"?

You could just as easily turn that into a joke to lighten the mood. Like a 'Hi, I was considering what to say to you before but "I like your work" doesn't seem quite appopriate now however.

Go from there[/words of sage-crappness from spike]

 

[delirium]

how do you do that thing with your back?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

brittney...

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

That thing down there look like one of those kissing fish She looks so... unreal... very pretty... but at the same time very disgusting...

So was she standing there to get Dave's autograph?

 

[Abrasive-X]

something like "You don't look as ugly dressed :O"

 

[Heavenscent]

"Hey, how about a DVDA with me and a few buddies?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

brittney...

good lord what a skank hoe

 

[bodomite]

HAHAHAHA
I would ask porn star
SO........... How many times have you gotten the clap?

 

[delirium]

wanna teach me some of your tricks?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I'd just introduce myself with my nick, and ask for some help

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

"How many cocks do you think you have had in you?" "Will you need a tally sheet?"

Then ask her if she needs one more??

or

If she gives discounts for parties or a group rate?

Yikes you could pass a volvo between those pussy lips.

 

[bodomite]