If I Was God For The Day.........

[nik]

Osama would be found fucked & bugged from a big ass bear who had also torn off his limbs but he was still alive just....and was close to tears!!!!

My ex said "hey lets get back"...and "hey I now like anal".."and I will swallow"..

Muslims realise they read the book of hate WRONG and decide to take a most drastic action....and all become members of the Church of latter day saints..........fuck is that better ?????

France will fall out with China and get wiped off the face of the earth, and then the chinks start with the krauts,spicks,paddy's,jocks,taffs,pedo'land,austrian nazi fucks,and anyone who still likes Kiss (BASTARDS).

I get a job with Jenna Haze and Aurra Snow.

Harry Potter gets found with a major snuff movie collection runs away from school and joins a circus as the elephant cleaner upper..

WHAT WOULD YOU DO........dont keep it clean,free from hate,or even the slightess bit politically correct....the best reply gets a signed copy of Anthrax's autobiography - A JEW,A SPICK,& A SPACKER..oh and the other two who we cant remember their names,like that dope smoker who had nothing to do with us....AVAILABLE AT ALL GOOD BOOK STORES (in the bargin bin)!!!!!

your avin a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hawng]

Nik, your a crazy fuck, but i mean that in a good way...............

If I was god for a day?

there would be no more jawas , one snap of the fingers and all you would see are some empty diapers laying on the ground.

i would also make it so that anyone who has more than 10 million dollars gets genital warts on there face, that would make it a bit easier for all us hard working fucks to get a little richer. what the fuck do you need more than 10 million for anyway?

im sure i could go on all day but Ill leave it to you guys to go on...............

 

[serial killer]

Id make everyone insanely horny and have the world have one massive orgy

 

[The13thCandle]

Have the biggest BBQ/ concert for all of my friends and family. Bobby Flay cooking. Drinks, everything and anything. Bands playing throughout the day: Type O , Misfits, SOD, MOD ( Billy has to do double duty ) and Priest to cap it off. Tons of scantily clad women ( hides from wife :Spin: ).
Maybe get some midget wrestlers to entertain in between bands. Great weather mid 80s and sunny.

Oh yeah, and world peace and all that crap

 

[bobo'c]

I'm there 13th. Tell me where and what time and I'll bring the pelico and the green buds.

 

[serial killer]

Have the biggest BBQ/ concert for all of my friends and family. Bobby Flay cooking. Drinks, everything and anything. Bands playing throughout the day: Type O , Misfits, SOD, MOD ( Billy has to do double duty ) and Priest to cap it off. Tons of scantily clad women ( hides from wife :Spin: ).
Maybe get some midget wrestlers to entertain in between bands. Great weather mid 80s and sunny.

Oh yeah, and world peace and all that crap

Ill bring a couple kegs and some big tited blondes sound good