I'd totally cook you dinner too. Even provide a place to sleep, we have a futon, a spare bed, 4 couches, a loveseat and a lot of floors that can accomodate plenty of people.
When get you guys a show in Northern CA (which is in the works by the way!!!) there will be a slumber party with fun pillow fights and movies (Bruce Campbell movies) and we'll do our nails and... ok umm yea. Anyway. And I'll cook for you (and I am a good cook) and take you sight seeing and whatever else we have time for. Consider it an all inclusive trip from the hostess with the mostess!!