If Metal Bands marketed their own Beer...

[Officer Nice]

If Metal Bands started marketing their own Beer, what would it be
called?

And for the deep minded souls, would it be Ale,Lager,Stout, IPA,Hefeweizen,
Dark, light.......


And if Gene Simmons is reading this and steals this, I'll sue your
Hair Club for Men Ass!

 

[Imagikafan]

I think it would depend on the band. In Imagika's case, I think it would be called "Ass Kicker" Ale.

-Mark

 

[Imagikadrummer]

Crush Your World, Stout!!!

Fallen One, Ale!

Devour, Dark!

Worship, Lager!

etc., etc.

Man, good I idea Officernice
I might have to steal this idea from you!!!

 

[Imagikafan]

...and who could forget Imagika's soon to be famous Hexed Hefeweizen! :Spin:

-Mark

 

[Bass Goddess]

...and who could forget Imagika's soon to be famous Hexed Hefeweizen! :Spin:

-Mark

hee hee hee... that's a good one!

 

[Officer Nice]

Crush Your World, Stout!!!

Fallen One, Ale!

Devour, Dark!

Worship, Lager!

etc., etc.

Man, good I idea Officernice
I might have to steal this idea from you!!!

If you steal it, it's all good.
AS LONG AS ITS NOT GENE FUCKIN SIMMONS. "Hey guess what,
Kiss Beer.....and KISS Lite Beer by Paul Stanley"

BUT I WANT A CUT!!! 5-8% or Free Fallen One Ale for Life.

-OfficerNice

 

[Officer Nice]

My idea is

CHAOS TO MARZEN!


or


IT BURNS LAGER

or

PURGED PALE ALE


My 2 Cents

OfficerNice

 

[Imagikafan]

Chaos To Marzen sounds like a winner to me! Atrocity Ale is another great one for the holidays.

-Mark

 

[Officer Nice]

Chaos To Marzen sounds like a winner to me! Atrocity Ale is another great one for the holidays.

-Mark

When I saw 'Atrocity Ale' it made me think of 'Worship Beer' ....


-OfficerNIce

 

[savascream]

I Like "It Burns Lager" so far.

 

[Imagikafan]

Caged And Shitfaced should sell well.

-Mark

 

[Bass Goddess]

Well, I am not a beer drinker...so I would choose a "Conflict & Coke"

Opeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheShadowfiend]

No matter what it's called, I would drink it.

The Conflict & Coke is a good name too.

 

[Imagikafan]

Well, I am not a beer drinker...so I would choose a "Conflict & Coke"

Opeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Conflict and Coke" -> now we're talkin'!

-Mark

 

[Officer Nice]

Well, I am not a beer drinker...so I would choose a "Conflict & Coke"

Opeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONFLICT AND COKE....EXCELLENT.

Opeth?

Officer Nice

 

[Bass Goddess]

CONFLICT AND COKE....EXCELLENT.

Opeth?

Officer Nice

Long story...but, Imagikafan & Henry know what I'm talking about!!!

 

[Imagikafan]

Long story...but, Imagikafan & Henry know what I'm talking about!!!

Definitely. The classic Nevermore/Opeth show at The Pound. Conflict and Cokes...and Opeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Mark

 

[Officer Nice]

Definitely. The classic Nevermore/Opeth show at The Pound. Conflict and Cokes...and Opeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Mark

Excuse me but I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!!!!
I know what happened Imagikabassgoddess and I remember
the Irish Terrorist "Yawhr Desgracing thah bahnd yahr knolw."
Remember he tried starting a fight with me outside???

You bloody fucks....
Sheesh.

Officer Nice

 

[Bass Goddess]

Excuse me but I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!!!!
I know what happened Imagikabassgoddess and I remember
the Irish Terrorist "Yawhr Desgracing thah bahnd yahr knolw."
Remember he tried starting a fight with me outside???

You bloody fucks....
Sheesh.

Officer Nice

Well, I didn't know who Officer Nice was until I read this post!!!! And, if I remember correctly, it was "You're a disgrace to the band", not "disgracing".

ha ha ha ha

 

[Officer Nice]

Well, I didn't know who Officer Nice was until I read this post!!!! And, if I remember correctly, it was "You're a disgrace to the band", not "disgracing".

ha ha ha ha

you didnt know it was me? HA HA! I thought you knew! My bad!
I thought you knew! Yeah you're right it was disgrace. Please
allow me to try again.

"Yawhr a Dishgrayce tewh thawhr bawhnd!"



I'm a disgrace to the badge

Officer Nice