If Metal Bands marketed their own beers...

Officer Nice

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I figure it's only a matter of time before metal bands start marketing
their own kinds of beer since Slayer's doing shoes and what doesn't
Gene Simmons try and market...coffins...condoms....phone cards....


What would each Metal band call their own beer?
 
or food products... like the new Dimmu Burger....

sorry, that was a horrible attempt to add something to this thread...

i should be shot... hahaha
 
SirDidymus127 said:
or food products... like the new Dimmu Burger....

sorry, that was a horrible attempt to add something to this thread...

i should be shot... hahaha
Hmmmm. I'm not sure how to react.

:lol:

twas not soooo horrible.

only enough to make me
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Karmic said:
Nevermore -

The Chaos Bringer

and it has mostly jager and vodka in it.

Warrel introduced my friends and me to his special creation he made in
Europe called "The Buddy Manson" and it was Jager,Vodka and Red Bull.
They were pretty good. I hope this wasn't a secret concoction. erk.

My 2 Cents,
OfficerNice
 
I HAVE been trying to create a liquor based drink called "Iced Earth," but I don't like the idea of using chocolate for the "earth." It still sits in planning.
 
NoLordy Capone said:
I HAVE been trying to create a liqour based drink called "Iced Earth," but I don't like the idea of using chocolate for the "earth." It still sits in planning.


There's always Kahlua......

Not my fav, but some like it....


My 2 cents,
OfficerNice
 
I invented a drink the other night... If I served it in a goblet I could call it virgin blood sacrificed on Satan's unholy altar to Minos, the gatekeeper to hell... but that is too long....

oh well.

Virginblood Sacrificed on Satan's Unholy Altar to Minos, Gatekeeper of Hell

1 Shot Vodka
50% Raspberry Juice
50% 7-UP

mix and then pour into a tall glass over ice.
 
OfficerNice said:
Warrel introduced my friends and me to his special creation he made in
Europe called "The Buddy Manson" and it was Jager,Vodka and Red Bull.
They were pretty good. I hope this wasn't a secret concoction. erk.

My 2 Cents,
OfficerNice


hah.

ive been drinking this for years! :lol:
mister dane has a good tatse !





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NicodemiX said:
I invented a drink the other night... If I served it in a goblet I could call it virgin blood sacrificed on Satan's unholy altar to Minos, the gatekeeper to hell... but that is too long....

oh well.

Virginblood Sacrificed on Satan's Unholy Altar to Minos, Gatekeeper of Hell

1 Shot Vodka
50% Raspberry Juice
50% 7-UP

mix and then pour into a tall glass over ice.


Only 1 shot of Vodka?????
 
NicodemiX said:
I invented a drink the other night... If I served it in a goblet I could call it virgin blood sacrificed on Satan's unholy altar to Minos, the gatekeeper to hell... but that is too long....

oh well.

Virginblood Sacrificed on Satan's Unholy Altar to Minos, Gatekeeper of Hell

1 Shot Vodka
50% Raspberry Juice
50% 7-UP

mix and then pour into a tall glass over ice.

That sounds pretty good, I wouldnt mind drinkin those all night
but the name is so long can you imagine how it could be butchered
when you're 7 sheets to the wind?
Could end up like this......

Minos' Sacrificed Gatekeeper of Satan's Virginblood Unholy Altar to Hell

My 2 Cents

OfficerNice
 
Dead_Lioness said:
hah.

ive been drinking this for years! :lol:
mister dane has a good tatse !





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That's a relief. I don't want to be the one who ruins the secret.
SSSH! Don't tell anyone. But I think Warrel came up with the name,
"The Buddy Manson"
We had more than a few and we got piss drunk. But happy piss
drunk and we laughed our butts off. Good Drink!



-OfficerNice
 
Don't know what the beer Nevermore would make would be called but I could see the Tv commercial already...........


" Open wiiiide and drink the beeeeer, it has a full bodyyyy taaaaaaAAAAAaaaaste "
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
Don't know what the beer Nevermore would make would be called but I could see the Tv commercial already...........


" Open wiiiide and drink the beeeeer, it has a full bodyyyy taaaaaaAAAAAaaaaste "


:lol:
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
Don't know what the beer Nevermore would make would be called but I could see the Tv commercial already...........


" Open wiiiide and drink the beeeeer, it has a full bodyyyy taaaaaaAAAAAaaaaste "


"Weee aaaaaaare... the enemies of sobriety... "
 
FretsAflame said:
"Weee aaaaaaare... the enemies of sobriety... "


OMG that's it!!! If Nevermore were all superheros... they'd be the "Enemies of Sobriety"!

hell yes!!


i sense another photoshopping-spree
 
Open wiiiiide and drink the beer of the enemyyyyyyy
Weeeeeee aaaaare the enemies of Sobriety!
I love it.

I smell a song parody coming on. I need you guys to start work on the music, I will add the vocals.


Photo shop? why bother photo shopping. thats ALL of the Nevermore photos.
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
Open wiiiiide and drink the beer of the enemyyyyyyy
Weeeeeee aaaaare the enemies of Sobriety!
I love it.

I smell a song parody coming on. I need you guys to start work on the music, I will add the vocals.


Photo shop? why bother photo shopping. thats ALL of the Nevermore photos.


lol