If Sarah Palin was yo mama

If McCain wins, there will be people who say "YOU AMERICANS TRULY ARE FUCKING DUMBASSES!!!"...while part of that may be true, you can't generalize like that.

I honestly believe that if McCain wins, it will be because of all the retarded old people voting for McCain because they're idiots; those who have absolutely no clue what's going on in the world or in the country at the time. As long as they get to see their daily dose of Walker Texas Ranger, they're happy. I firmly believe that if McCain wins, it just means that more old people need to die before we can turn over a new leaf, and not that the younger generation voted the douchebag duo in office.

If he does actually win, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I shall hope to be proven wrong. If he proves me right, however, you'll never hear the end of it.