If there's anything you really like on anthrax.com...

They are changing their name to Basket Full of Puppies.... :)

BTW Justin I've said it before ... but will say it again. Your Avatar just made me horny again.
 
jdelpi said:
Flash? You really are dreaming.

yep ... I was ... wierd. Should stay off the cleaning detergent before I go to bed.
 
Hey that gorilla mask ... is kinda sexy in a primate kinda way.

Ahem.
 
This was the best thing EVER posted on anthrax.com:

The link still works as of this typing. http://anthrax.com/html/roadrage/




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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Monday, 07/17/00


ROAD RAGE - Brent's on tour with the band!!!
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]After months of you begging for it like a 40-year-old virgin (I came up with the idea), gobs of e-mail (I think Charlie e-mailed me once) and and act of Congress (Canadian congress or something), me, Brent Thompson, your faithful Anthrax.com Webmaster is hitting the road (like a bug on a wind shield) with the mightiest of 5 member boy bands - ANTHRAX. Oh, and I like to write run on sentences.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So you're asking yourself, how does Brent, Britney Spears stalker and world-class freak show, get to go on the road with Anthrax? Simple. They owe me, big time. Actually thank Charlie. When you wake up in the morning and ask yourself "who's your daddy?," it's Charlie. He's the frickin' man, no if, ands, or hairy Italian butts about it.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And for the rest of the story... it goes a little something like this. Many people have written in asking me how I got involved with the band. Well, Anthrax has been my favorite everything since about 1988 when I was a freshman in high school. I used to skateboard and one of my buddies had "Among the Living". He put it in his boom box and I had one of those magical moments, and no it wasn't puberty hitting. Just the sound of Scott's guitar was truly magical. That crunch. I'll never forget it. Till this day Anthrax is probably my main artistic influence and I couldn't play a tambourine (I'm a painter-CrapIDoOnTheWeb-artist-programmer-geek-pimp somethinganother). Where the hell am I? Anyway I borrowed that cassette tape of Among from my buddy and never gave it back.[/font]

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Life goes on, Brent joins the fan club, graduates high school, Anthrax gets a better singer, Brent graduates college... joins corporate America, O.J. Simpson kills a couple of people, Scott loses his hair blah blah blah. Enter Fall 1999. Brent's living in BFE. I e-mail Charlie off Justin's site asking if I can do SOD a Web site to get backstage for the Spartanburg, SC show. He replies "Let's see some stuff". So I did the SOD Web site that's up to day over a weekend. Charlie loves it. Sgt D. signs off on it, a career is born. I met S.O.D. at the show, we hung, we drank, we ate waffles. Charlie's on me to do an Anthrax site, so I'm like sure. So I went out and first got the anthrax.com domain name. That took forever. After calling the guy everynight for a month during dinner, he finally sold it to me (yes, I'm the most tenacious bastard in all of bastardom). I got the site all set up (if you're curious, I think Anthrax.com "broadcasts" to you from Atlanta, GA, USA). Next I did a site for the Killer A's album (the first anthrax.com sh!t you saw in December). Then I made (and currently maintain) the monstrosity that's up today (with help from Justin and you rabid fans). In the future we'll have Flash, shopping and more interactive/multimedia stuff. It'll be up as soon as get done typing 72 more pages of this installment. :)[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I've also done t-shirt artwork for the band, stuff for the SOD DVD, answer e-mail, tape South Park (TIMMY!!!) and I'm their official supplier of bootleg software (shhhh) and online porno (SCOTT/CHARLIE = HUGE PORN FREAKS). So as you can see they owe me like $257,363.13. I billed the management and they countered with "We'll buy you a plane ticket to come out on the road and then you can drink all the beer and screw all the groupies you like." So I pondered, consulted my attorney, and finally accepted their counter offer.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So here I am, ready to leave the anthrax.com home office and hit the road (like horse crap). I promise to deliver the straight dope on road life with Anthrax. No edited for TV bullsh!t here (notice I didn't spell shit though). If Scott's hemorrhoid's are flaring, you'll know about it. If John Bush needs an Altoid, you'll know about it. If Frank Bello teases me, I'll cry to my mom right here. If Paul Crook gains his Anthrax citizenship, you'll see the photos. If Charlie farts, I'll tell you what it smelled like. Actually I probably won't report on any of that. I hope it's just me, several cases of beer and the Motley chicks. Fasten your seat belt, I'm a madman at the wheel...[/font]

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]...next installment when I meet up with the band...[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]/Brent
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PS - I love writing conscious stream of thought. I'm betting you don't enjoy reading it as much though. Dyslexia for cure found.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PPS - Oh, if you want to write me with suggestions on how to annoy the band, it's [/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]webmaster@anthrax.com[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif].[/font]

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