If ya gonna be heavy ... you gotta harmonize!

[Chryst Krispies]

WOOOOWWWWW

They made a METALCORE pedal?????

If you'll excuse me, I have no business living on this earth anymore.

Homespice was FEELING it at the end. LOOK AT HIS FACE!

 

[ahjteam]

is it just me or does the audio on that video like its out of phase all the time?

 

[johnnypreset]

Where do they get the guys for these videos?
Shove yer pedal board up yer arse chief.

 

[slayercannibalsuffohead]

Im still pissing my pants

"Hi, Im Gary Linair and today Im talking about metal ... thats right ... core, heavy, blistering metal ........... AAAWWWWWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and
"Most metalheads know that in order to get that crushing tone, you ,need some distortion, AND DISTORTION I HAVE!" .......... MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! then
"Metalheads need some delay to get that blinding lead tone, check it out ...
... (insert tortured cats here!) with
"This pedal quickly became a standard among metal heads, and that includes me ... I LOVE THIS PEDAL! FFFUUUCCCKKKKKKYYYEEEAAAAAHHH! and finally, my favourite
"If ya gonna be heavy, ya gotta harmonize!" YYYYEEEEEEEHHHHAHAHAHA!

May I suggest some camo shorts, 60+ pounds, 6 inches on the goatee, and selling that piece of arse pedalboard, collecting your 50 bucks for it and head down to your nearest PEAVEY dealer GREG!

P.S... May wanna fuck the skulls off and invest in a least 7 slayer t-shirts (mandantory!) and some cartoons on the arms wouldnt go astray either!

 

[TravisW]

That's not Gary Lenaire's first cheesy vid.

 

[oscillat0r]

That's not Gary Lenaire's first cheesy vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maLJsLodcDw

oh snap! he's a real person. lol.

I hate to make fun of it (much) cause I agree with song, but check out the special FX with him playing guitar while floating in the hen house @ 1:19!

 

[HeadCrusher]

Distortion, I have.

 

[colonel kurtz]

well that video totally sold me on getting a flange pedal!!

and yea...this guy wouldn't know metal if it crushed him to death under a moshpit

 

[Metaltastic]

Distortion, I have.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHhahahahahaahah

 

[mick thompson]

jesus man his tone is disgusting! its like a bee in a jar tone or something - someone crash a car into this prick

 

[Lazzari]

the tone is really bad.. i dont know if its the setting or the pedals.. but its like having a flea on your ear....

 

[LeviathanMetal]

damn.... anyone could get a better tone playing on their balls

 

[Lowberg]

 

[Joematthews]

^ haha

 

[Metaltastic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha @ "fish powers our economy, so we use fish to power the pedal"