I'm almost out of Balla Powder

[JeffTD]

Looks like it's time to order more!

Have any of you dudes tried the Musk or Unscented one? The Mint has worked a treat for me, but I'm curious if the others are particularly awesome!

 

[Line666]

I honestly didn't think you dudes used that shit seriously...

 

[J the TyranT]

lmfao. I had to look this up.

Seriously? ahahahahahahahaha. wtf?

 

[JeffTD]

I honestly didn't think you dudes used that shit seriously...

Why not man? Ballsweat is disgusting and smells like shite! not to mention just uncomfy in general!

Balla powder is just like a better scented Goldbond alternative.

 

[TheDriller]

Ballsweat is disgusting and smells like shite!

you should probably talk to a doctor about that

shit leaking into your sweat glands.

 

[Notuern]

I cant recall ever thinking "God damn, my balls smell like shit!".
And even if i did, have you considered showering?

 

[Line666]

Why not man? Ballsweat is disgusting and smells like shite! not to mention just uncomfy in general!

Balla powder is just like a better scented Goldbond alternative.

Ok dude, whatever floats your boat.

What I really want to know is, does anybody on here in a band with mad skills want to attempt to get a balla powder endorsement?

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I can see this shit being a lifesaver on tour.

 

[GarethSE]

im honestly pretty tempted to try this stuff
im assuming you can only get it in the us?

 

[GarethSE]

What I really want to know is, does anybody on here in a band with mad skills want to attempt to get a balla powder endorsement?

never fear, slice the cake is here

 

[JeffTD]

I cant recall ever thinking "God damn, my balls smell like shit!".
And even if i did, have you considered showering?

Am I fucking crazy? Nobody's ever dropped trou to take a shit and thought "hmmm that doesn't smell too excellent"?

Maybe it's cause I live in CA? It's goddamn 80ºF right now.

 

[J the TyranT]

Wait wait... what if you were about to land a chick after having powdered junk? Wouldnt she find you a bit of a fucking freak? lmfao.

 

[JeffTD]

Naw you just do it after your morning shower before work or school or whatever so your junk doesn't get gnarly. On nights out I usually shower before I go out anyways, and don't apply cause I just won't need it.


I'm surprised so many people find this weird, Goldbond has been around forever, and I had an awesome thread when I first got it a while back.

 

[J the TyranT]

Yeah but it just gets full on absorbed? Some chick wont notice yer powdered sugar donut holes? Seems they would... I dunno.

 

[JeffTD]

Yeah, it's not visible about 10 minutes after application.

 

[John_C]

Not really relevant to us in colder climates. A shower a day deals with any sweatiness in general. I can kinda see it'd be useful if it was real hot though

 

[SocialNumb]

Still, when she goes down, wouldn't she say something like: "It's smells minty down here"?

 

[JeffTD]

Still, when she goes down, wouldn't she say something like: "It's smells minty down here"?

Yup - never had a girl complain about it, though - usually it's a nice surprise!

 

[John_C]

Still, when she goes down, wouldn't she say something like: "It's smells minty down here"?

better than "it smells like piss down here"

 

[J the TyranT]

lmfao. hilarious