i need to invest in this shit for those days where i'm working 15-16 hours straight on my feet
shit gets pretty funk around hour 12
shit gets pretty funk around hour 12
I'm almost out of Balla Powder
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Am I fucking crazy? Nobody's ever dropped trou to take a shit and thought "hmmm that doesn't smell too excellent"?
Maybe it's cause I live in CA? It's goddamn 80ºF right now.
Ive thought that once in my life.. i had been to Sweden Rock Festival for like 3 days in also ~80ºF(~30ºC) without showering, went to take a dump and pulled my pants down and shrugged back at the foul stench.
But im pretty sure that smell came from the crack, and not the delights.
Ive thought that once in my life.. i had been to Sweden Rock Festival for like 3 days in also ~80ºF(~30ºC) without showering, went to take a dump and pulled my pants down and shrugged back at the foul stench.
But im pretty sure that smell came from the crack, and not the delights.
Lovely haha
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
I shower 2-3 times a day, don't have much hair on my body. No need for nut powder, not yet. 
I think the natural aroma might be delightful for the womenz.
I think the natural aroma might be delightful for the womenz. 
Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
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Indeed.
Festivals is the time to be a dirty old hobo that reeks of shit and alcohol!
SLAYEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!
Melb_shredder
Orpheus: Melodic Death
LOL! Oh god *keels over in laughter*
I can just imagine the pants pull down and the OH GOD heave backwards away from ground zero lol!
This is what I was looking for, gonna pull the trigger on a bottle. Mint was nice, but I like the description of the original!
roy22341
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Need to invest in some of this stuff. The Louisiana heat was worse than I expected last summer and I had some unpleasant surprises when I dropped trou.
This stuff is good too:
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
This stuff is good too:
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
Harry Hughes
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I just shave my balls every few days really. It helps to stop sweat from clumping around the balls because of getting stuck in the hair.
Yesterday was 31 degrees celsius (88 degrees on the ol farenheit scale) and gotta say, I'm glad I shave my balls
Yesterday was 31 degrees celsius (88 degrees on the ol farenheit scale) and gotta say, I'm glad I shave my balls
I can't believe some of you guys on here are going to try and make the OP feel like he is the only one that has had some extra vinegar fromunda cheese going! I live in the dirty south, and it gets fucking hot! You get in your car any summer day, especially after a shower, drive for 5-10 minutes, even with an air conditioner and its instant ball soup. I wanted to invent ball sac deoderant, but these balla douches beat me to it! I was going to have spray and roll ons and everything... I was even going to name them like variations of women's douche. Spring rain? FUCKING SUMMER STORM for us. 
I could have been riiiiich.
I could have been riiiiich.
Melb_shredder
Orpheus: Melodic Death
I must say!!! Ball sweat is the number 1 killer of dolmio grin 
and girls wonder why we need to grab crotch ad relocate, I bet none of tem have had a flap stuck to their inner thigh because of sweat :'(
and girls wonder why we need to grab crotch ad relocate, I bet none of tem have had a flap stuck to their inner thigh because of sweat :'(
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
I dated a chick with big enough lips that this was a definite possibility
Looked like a folded pancake down there
Glad it didn't work out
Nebulous
Daniel
I just shave my balls every few days really. It helps to stop sweat from clumping around the balls because of getting stuck in the hair.
Yesterday was 31 degrees celsius (88 degrees on the ol farenheit scale) and gotta say, I'm glad I shave my balls
Lol, can't look at you in the face anymore dude. Nothing wrong with doing it, but too much information
I must say!!! Ball sweat is the number 1 killer of dolmio grin
and girls wonder why we need to grab crotch ad relocate, I bet none of tem have had a flap stuck to their inner thigh because of sweat :'(
This almost had me choking on my lunch!
Harry Hughes
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Lol, can't look at you in the face anymore dude. Nothing wrong with doing it, but too much information
Personally I thought it was pretty goddamn metal to have the balls (pun not intended) to be able to say that on a public forum board
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