I'm certifiably one of the most intelligent persons in Sweden

[Erik]

Sweden's second largest newspaper published lists of Sweden's smartest people:

Damn straight

 

[Dark One]

Yes, but you also just admitted you were certifiable.

 

[Demilich]

i scored one of the highest marks in the country on the test for admission to the Program for Academic and Creative Extension in 3rd grade. Unfortunately, nothing much has come of it since

 

[dorian gray]

What's the 85 mean?

 

[Erik]

Yeah so these are actually lists of the highest scores at last year's HÖGSKOLEPROVET which is basically the Swedish equivalent of the SAT test

Like 40000 people did it and less than 2% of those achieved a score equal to or better than mine, and it was the first time i took the test, and I had absolutely not studied/practiced one single shit for it beforehand

BOOYAH

OK that's enough I just thought this was funnay because I called up my dad and he was all like "dude you were in the newspaper listed as one of the smartest people in Sweden" and I was like "o rly" and then I checked it out so yeah

 

[Erik]

What's the 85 mean?

Year of birth

 

[lizard]

in 35 years:

Erik Grahn receives the nobel prize for nanotechnology research. Contacted at his home in Pitea, he was asked for his reaction at having received the prestigious award. "Yer mum," barked the notoriously reclusive Grahn.

 

[Erik]

 

[dorian gray]

Year of birth

That's what I thought but it doesnt correspond to the other number on the right hand side. What is "1,9"?

 

[Erik]

score

it goes from 0.0 to 2.0

 

[Ellestin]

What is "1,9"?

Means that his brain weighs (approximately) 1,9 times yours

 

[dorian gray]

score

it goes from 0.0 to 2.0

You only got a 1.9? LAME!

 

[Ellestin]

Is Umea such a big city that it would host two Cecilia Johanson aged 18? I want to touch them both anyways.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Intelligence is Sexy.

 

[NAD]

Congratulations, now 90% of women you meet will be unappealing to you.

I'm big into percentages today.

 

[Erik]

i don't need to meet any more women

 

[swizzlenuts]

Good fucking job Erik, and fuck you for doing well on a "standardized test"

 

[NAD]

i don't need to meet any more women

Aww.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

nad, your avatar is wrong, so wrong

i got an 800 on the SAT reading and on the SAT II writing, and a 36 (out of 36) on the ACT reading


standardized tests are BULLSHIT, bullshit i tell you

 

[Erik]

Aww.