i'm doing my best avi impersonation today

i mean why the fuck can't people have normal fucking answering machines anymore instead of these fucking stupid ass fucking message centers that dopn't even work properly when i do exactly as fucking instructed. fuck you people!

(not directed at this board)
 
i wasn't sure which drum held my homebrewed beer and which drum was the one i pee in when i'm too lazy to get up and go to the lavatory, so i'm not sure if i should start a SUMMER BEER THREAD or SUMMER PISS THREAD about the brew i'm drinking now.