I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out next week...

[Space Ghost]

...and I said I would send some of them to Toby/Mia. What kind of packaging and postage would I need?

P.S. I'm a lazy mofo so it might take a while before I get around to sending it.

P.P.S. Goshdarnit my lower wisdoms are pressing against my other teeth and they're starting to fudging hurt argahdoodahh.

 

[coelacanth_M]

!!!!!

hi! can i have?
toby doesn't collect teeth anymore. honestly, it was ruining our relationship, so we came to an agreement.
wrapped in gauze + in a small manilla envelope would be so perfect! postage probably wouldn't be much - probably less than a dollar.

ps - lots and lots of advil. getting your wisdom teeth removed is such a fun process.

 

[coelacanth_M]

oh, did the dentist show you an xray of your scull yet?
i was mesmerized (and also slightly dubious as to whether the image really was *my* scull.)

 

[Space Ghost]

Nah, I just saw the normal teeth-area-only X-rays. The wisdom teeth are angled inward as fuck towards my other teeth. I'm surprised they only started hurting recently. The little bugger causing most of my pain is farther along than the others; it has a little tiny corner poking through and a big lump of gums around the rest sticking up higher than my normal toothline, and the crookedness makes the back side bump out even more. It feels like an Alien facehugger (toothhugger?) is about to break out.

I wish I could stand in front of a big real-time X-ray screen thingy, like in sci-fi movies and hip spy thrillers, and make my skeleton dance around and stuff. That would be awesome.

 

[FuSoYa]

Yeah, I quit teeth.

 

[goatschool]

miadactyl swoops out of the sky...

 

[coelacanth_M]

Nah, I just saw the normal teeth-area-only X-rays. The wisdom teeth are angled inward as fuck towards my other teeth.

oh! i LOVE that kind! they look like little toothular spaceships. i had one of those, pointed towards and making a beeline for my non-wisdom teeth.

I wish I could stand in front of a big real-time X-ray screen thingy, like in sci-fi movies and hip spy thrillers, and make my skeleton dance around and stuff. That would be awesome.

yes yes, and then you should get an x-ray blowjob!

best picture.

 

[Autumn Falls]

I really wish that picture worked because if it's an x-ray blowjob... well that would be a rather interesting sight.

Brandon

 

[Helm]

Works for me. Double entendre! Hah! I sense a new fetish.

 

[coelacanth_M]

oh no... it's not working?

here, try again?

 

[Helm]

More. Morbid sexy.

 

[Helm]

People look so fragile in x rays. If that person grabbed her head and violently shaked it, it would probably break open like an egg and her brain would ooze out like a melting marshmellow.

 

[xfer]

a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts?

 

[Helm]

Suddenly the zombie movies seem a whole lot different.

 

[Space Ghost]

The easily-visibleness of a penis between the teeth is kinda scary...