I'm gonna start posting here now

[Hell Mike]

Thanks for the tip, Pyrus, I'll try it.

I personally think general jew-talk is funnier than " HAY NEW MATE I HOPE WE WILL BE FRIENDS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE ALSOS HOPES BICOS WE AER NAJS FELLAS!!!11 "

 

[Black Winter Day]

Me and fotmbm are more than just friends... we are SUPER-friends!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I bet you two hump each other as well.

 

[Hell Mike]

whaat?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Me and NicodemiX are good buddies as well... we build model airplanes together!

It's fun to be friends!

 

[lizard]

 

[Erik]

Me and NicodemiX are good buddies as well... we build model airplanes together!

It's fun to be friends!

hey am i not your friend?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That's a dirty lie.

A dirty, naughty lie

 

[Black Winter Day]

hey am i not your friend?

Of course! You're still coming over to our sleepover where we play video games and eat pizza all night, right? My mom said that you could come, but she said to ask your parents first.

 

[JayKeeley]

My mom said that you could come....

Huhuhhuhuhhhhu.........

 

[Black Winter Day]

JayKeeley's not invited, he's a 6th grader and too old for us.

 

[JayKeeley]

I have pubes.

 

[Black Winter Day]

My parents say that you are bad news. And that you were the one who toiletpapered the principal's yard. And that you were seen smoking a cigarette once.

What's a "vir-gina"?

 

[lizard]

in your mouth ha ha

*falls over laughing, bangs head*

 

[MFJ]

Reuben is totally welcome here, because I'm obviously a veteran

But seriously, the NM board sucks.

 

[lizard]

plus he's named after a most awesome sandwich

 

[Black Winter Day]

The Big Max?

 

[lizard]

haha

but seriously I would like it better if Reuben were named PastramionRye

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Damn, its that jew I met on the internet a couple years back.

The one with the turkey drumsticks the size of fender stratocasters.

crazy jew

Swear to god, dude, biggest fucking turkey drumstick ever. The bird that that fuckin thing came from had to have been bigger than my sister.

You know, I don't like those sandwiches for some reason. I'm just altogether not that fond of pastrami. I'm a horrible Jew, I know.

Nevermore board used to be a lot cooler, I agree. I wouldn't go as far as deserting it yet, but maybe if Max and Sk8erboi could chill the fuck out I'd post there more often. Oh, and CAPSMAN is really fucking annoying.

 

[MFJ]

My name is Max Johnson... and if you think about the sexual innuendo, it totally destroys the name "reuben"