I'm gonna start posting here now

[lizard]

there's just about nothing better than chowing at a real kosher deli...

the nevermore board goes through a periodic influx of 15 yr olds whose major skill is saying that everything else is "teh gay" and then they gradually get a few years older and are far cooler, but are of course replaced by said 15 yr olds.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Sorry, Max, here is why Reuben is the most awesome name ever: in the Old Testament, there's the story of Joseph and his Coat of A Shitload of Colors (or something like that), in which Joseph's twelve brothers decide to kill him out of jealousy. However, Reuben, the oldest, decides "Wait a minute, he's our brother, we can't kill him. So let's SELL him to slavers instead. That way, he's out of our hair, we aren't killers of our kin, and we make some money, too!"

Thus, my name = awesome.

 

[MFJ]

But but but..... my johnson is to the max!!!!

 

[JayKeeley]

in your mouth ha ha

no, in your mouth

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Reuben sandwiches are awesome. I like to eat them whenever I can, but I don't want to eat this Reuben because I don't like those kosher dill pickles.

 

[NAD]

JayK, the master of wit!

My name is Max Johnson... and if you think about the sexual innuendo, it totally destroys the name "reuben"

Seriously. When I first saw this, I wanted to change my name to just that. But in my heart, I will always be Roddimus Dick.

 

[MFJ]

Max Power, its the name you'd love to touch... but you mustn't touchhhh

 

[NAD]

"There are 3 ways to go about something, the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
"Isn't that the wrong way?"
"Yeah, but faster!"

 

[MFJ]

 

[Captain Beard]

With the Jew, the NSBM kid, and me, WE SHALL TAKE THIS FORUM OVER!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Reuben sandwiches are awesome. I like to eat them whenever I can, but I don't want to eat this Reuben because I don't like those kosher dill pickles.

Pffft, you'd gorge yourself on Kosher sausage if you could. Hebrew National, baby.

With the Jew, the NSBM kid, and me, WE SHALL TAKE THIS FORUM OVER!

TOTALFUCKENHOLOCAUST, EVERYONE'SDEAD!

 

[Captain Beard]

Hebrew National fucking wins.

 

[NAD]

Shit yeah, best hot dog evAr. Only Nathan's comes close.

 

[Hell Mike]

TOTALFUCKENHOLOCAUST, EVERYONE'SDEAD!

Everyone who doesn't get it is gay

 

[Nico]

This thread is fucking awesome.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

This thread has become a Thrash metal kareoke session.

 

[Demilich]

You know what all this means... EVEN MORE JEWBASHING!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Every time I come to a forum, a trail of random thrash breaks and anti-Semitism follows in my wake.

INNOCENCE AIN'T NO EXCUSE, JUST SLIP YOUR NECK INSIDE THE NOOSE!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Also acceptable. I believe UltraBoris and I had this discussion once (Jew-bashing and thrash breaks being two of the finer things in life), and came to the same conclusion as you just did.

So it occurs to me that while I'm constantly praising Overkill to the skies, I don't specifically fellate Feel the Fire nearly enough. What an utterly great album.

MISGUIDEDYOUTH, BITTERTRUTH, NOTHIN LEFT TO CHANCE! FALLENANGELSEEKING ADVENTURE, NEWROMANCE!

Win.

 

[Hell Mike]

OVERKILL THE DEVIL'S WRAAAATH sends fucking chills of DEATH down my spine, that song rules ten times more than your sister and me and your mom TOGETHER