I'm not one to throw the whore word around lightly...

but the Anna Nicole Smith case goes to the supreme court today.

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Having a rough day?

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater - Anna Nicole Smith.

8. See? You’re feeling better already!
 
when it comes to fat jokes it never gets old.


I'd like to do this to anna nicole smith and her ilk:

Subject: Light 'em Up!!

WHAT A PICTURE - AT OVER TWO MILES AWAY!! Here is what technology can
do in a war zone. The pictures were taken from an AC130 Specter gunship two and a half miles away. The guys in the picture are setting up a roadside
bomb and planning to ambush an American convoy which followed a short while after the pictures were taken. They were setting up for the ambush and were pacing off the distance from the bomb to where the convoy was to pass by.

Turn your sound up. Awesome.
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> http://lvlranch.com/images/iraqiinsurgents-takeout.wmv
 
AC 130s rock seriously. that was such a minute example of their capability.

Armament:
two M61 20mm Vulcan cannons
with 3,000 rounds
one L60 40mm Bofors cannon
with 256 rounds
one M102 105mm howitzer
with 100 rounds
One 25mm GAU-12 Gatling gun
(1,800 rounds per minute)
one L60 40mm Bofors cannon
(100 shots per minute)
one M102 105mm cannon
(6-10 rounds per minute)
 
I was so in love with her when I was 15. If only I was 148 years older, she could've been mine...
 
Why shouldn't she get the dude's money? She made his last days on earth worthwhile. What the fuck did his children do other than crying "Daddy please don't die!"? Fuck tears! She blew his shriveled penis with the diligence of a blacksmith's apprentice. 100 million is worth going out with a puddle in your pants.
 
lizard said:
Having a rough day?

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater - Anna Nicole Smith.

8. See? You’re feeling better already!
:tickled: :tickled: :tickled:
 
Reign in Acai said:
Why shouldn't she get the dude's money? She made his last days on earth worthwhile. What the fuck did his children do other than crying "Daddy please don't die!"? Fuck tears! She blew his shriveled penis with the diligence of a blacksmith's apprentice. 100 million is worth going out with a puddle in your pants.
i like your style.
 
I appreciate the centiment but imagine if you're the heir to a multi million dollar fortune, and some whore sweeps I for a year ot so and thinks because she "spposedly" kept him copanY that all the family fortune goes to her, and not the real family.

Unfortunatly this fuck apparently frauded some paperwork, so hemighta been rich but also stupid