I'm scratching my head with a fork

[Chromatose]

I have a fork I've been keeping at my desk that I routinely scratch my beard with.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I experience a lack of forks in my house. The forks gave the spoons too much freedom, and it was too late when they decided to revoke these rights. The spoons are now overpopulated and its only a matter of time until a revolt occurs. Long live the forks.

 

[Lord Foul]

I had this idea for making one edge of a spork sharp and serrated, so it can be a knife as well as a fork and a spoon. However, the flaw in the design became apparent when I kept cutting the corner of my mouth and my tongue when I put a spork-full of food in

 

[Captain Beard]

They have titanium sporks you know.

 

[Chromatose]

I have a fork I've been keeping at my desk that I routinely scratch my beard with.

I don't know where this fork went, so I just had to appoint a new one.

 

[El Diablo Fantastico]

All my forks are dirty... I haven't done washing-up in like two weeks... I miss having clean forks

 

[Captain Beard]

I want a TITANIUM SPORK. I said they existed earlier, but I want one now.

 

[eaeolian]

You know what's hilarious?

Five hits on "spork" from REI.

 

[Chromatose]

http://www.tadgear.com/x-treme gear/snowpeak_titanium_spork.htm




"THIS IS ONE OF OUR ALL TIME BEST SELLERS! TAD GEAR INTRODUCED THIS UNIQUE PRODUCT TO MANY OF THE CONNOISSEURS OF FINE EQUIPMENT. WHERE TAD GEAR LEADS OTHERS SIMPLY FOLLOW. IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE UTENSIL TO USE TO EAT WITH ON YOUR BACK COUNTRY TRIP, THIS SNOWPEAK TITANIUM SPORK IS THE TICKET. GET ONE TODAY AND JOIN THE "CULT OF THE TITANIUM SPORK", YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

 

[Captain Beard]

HOLY WIN BATMAN

 

[FretsAflame]

HOLY WIN BATMAN

rofl

 

[eaeolian]

We so need "CULT OF THE TITANIUM SPORK" T-shirts...