i'm shaking with giddiness right now

[lizard]

well, IF there were any. that's why women should never dust beneath their beds. sneezes will give the pervs away.

 

[Kitty Star]

I don't think they could fit under my bed if they tried. There is soooo much stuff under there.

 

[lizard]

they could be small, wirey contortionist perverts.

 

[Kitty Star]

You're creeping me out. Now I won't be able to sleep in my own bed. Now I have to find somebody else's bed to sleep in, thanks dude. *looks up next flight to Boston*

 

[lizard]

I mean, you know like carnies with bad teeth from living on cotton candy, and they have complexes because their mom was the bearded lady in the circus, and they've always had a roving eye for a demure, shapely half chicana with hello kitty apparel...

 

[Kitty Star]

That is one of the most creepily terrifying thoughts I have EVER had. Almost worse than having clowns under my bed. *more frantically checks flights to Boston*

 

[lizard]

more than clowns, mimes are the creepiest beings ever.

 

[xfer]

if Kleo's IMs are any indication, beds in Boston are not exactly safe from pervs, either.

 

[Kitty Star]

Very VERY creepy. *sigh of relief, flight to Boston found*

 

[lizard]

yes be careful. kleo claims to have a fiance but he's secretly a mime.

 

[Kitty Star]

I'll be safe under Alex's bed so I'm not worried.

 

[xfer]

you can chill with my toolbox, laptop, and assault weapon.

 

[Kitty Star]

You would trust me under your bed with a computer and assault weapon? I knew you loved me! Kleo doesn't know where you live, right?

 

[lizard]

Alex can squire you about town or drive north and show you my hometown of Melrose!
(*excitement, yup yes sir...)

 

[Kitty Star]

I'm not sure if I'd be allowed out from under the bed. Would it be safe?

 

[lizard]

well mia once had an asian dude creeping about on her fire escape. he ran away but returned to resume his stalking. or he was just locked out of his apt, I can't remember.

 

[Kitty Star]

My next door neighbor likes to look in my bedroom window so my mom extended the fence up another 4 feet to block the "view" and got me better curtains for my room.

 

[xfer]

"squire"

i don't THINK kleo knows where i live. unless, of course, you are he and tricked my address out of me a couple of days ago.

 

[Kitty Star]

Nope he is not me and I did not give it to him. This means your house is safe for me to hide it YIPPY! Unless of course you are some sort of deranged psycho killer who tricks little mexican girls into coming to Boston to.... well we won't go into what you get them there for.

 

[xfer]

...TO SEE KAYO DOT SHOWS

!!!!