I'm starving but I think I'll puke if I eat something

[azal]

 

[minxnim]

when you feel really nauseous believe it or not drinking little sips of grapefruit/orange juice will stop it (they both turn to alkaline when they hit your stomach, and stop the acid inducing hell)

trust me on that.

 

[azal]

you got anything that will make me not want to poop as well?

 

[minxnim]

a cork?

 

[azal]

anything that will stop me from putting and not simultaneously give me a bon3r?

 

[minxnim]

this seaweed called agar agar would actually do both. believe it or not. mixed in tea.

 

[xfer]

putting?

 

[azal]

I sometimes say putting instead of pooping....like scoring the poop into the hole from a short distance.......golf/poop analogy.





























































































ok..it was a typo.

 

[azal]

I'm finding that smoking these cheap cigs is helping with all the above problems, minus the fiasco in my buttocks.

 

[xfer]

i wasn't mocking! i was honestly confused.

although, creepily, the_preppy seemed to know exactly what you meant.