I'm the best person in the world by far. (np)
- Thread starter Mattias the Bitch Boy
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Well for one, I am an elite guitar shredder who can outshred any other person in the world. All other guitar players are wannabes, jokes, losers. I am the elite. All must bow down to me.
Secondly, I'm much better looking than everyone else. I laugh at the grotesque ugliness of all others. They are not worth looking at, nor are they worthy of beholding my beauty. I have it all: long hair, a nose, etc. All must be blindfolded in front of me.
Not to mention everything else. Name anything and I can do it better than you. And don't be childish and immature by saying something like "being gay". No no! You must say something like "playing basketball" or "drinking coke".
But these minor insignificances are not what makes me the best person in the world. Not at all! It is my superior intelligence that makes me, by far, the best. I am the only person in the world, as far as I have seen, who is always right. Although not everyone is always wrong about absolutely everything (but lots of those do exist all over the place too), everyone is always wrong about at least something. This does not apply to me, not at all. And the worst part of it is that people refuse to respect this. When I correct and enlighten idiots in order to make them better, they will get whiny and defensive. This is not right! This is not the way it should be. When I correct you people, you should thank me, change your mind, and life will move on. Is that too much to ask? I see myself as the Messiah, your saviour. I am here for you, for your own well being. I do everything I can for you, my sons. But what do I get in return? Crap like the responses in this thread. Everyone makes fun of me, your great father. I demand that you stop if you do not wish to unleash the fucking fury.
Does that answer your question? Or was it too long for your unbest mind to handle?
YOU made the thread, beefdonkey! You have just admitted to your own thread being crap, and as such cannot be the best person in the world. HA!
You may now direct your insults and projectile pies towards Mattias.
How does it feel to suck? I bet it´s really, really kool and gnarly. Yeah, like that one time (not so long ago) when you wrote something, then, when realising it totally sucked, you changed it to something really truly different (though, equally sucking in comparison).
Wilhelm Klink
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Sunjammer
Eternal Sorrow Inside
@Mattias: You said: "everyone is always wrong about at least something. This does not apply to me, not at all." Actually, it does apply to you.
I read and understood your entire post, but you've got at least one weak spot, id est you're not the best at everything. I'll let you figure out which spot I'm referring to. Reply once you think you've figured it out. That is, if you're clever enough. If not, you've got another thing working against your statements.
I read and understood your entire post, but you've got at least one weak spot, id est you're not the best at everything. I'll let you figure out which spot I'm referring to. Reply once you think you've figured it out. That is, if you're clever enough. If not, you've got another thing working against your statements.
Aaaww how cute, an inferior person pretending to be better than the superior one, and proposing challenges to him, hyahaha!
Shut up bitch, and bend over. I'm always right.
Shut up bitch, and bend over. I'm always right.
Sunjammer
Eternal Sorrow Inside
@Mattias: You just lost the game by saying that. You clearly lack the self-confidence to meet people halfway in discussions. You're too afraid to take on the challenge.
Since you replied without even guessing which weak spot I'm after... Well, that only shows a reading of 12 on a 1-10 "Lack-O-Imagination"-meter.
After all, I'm a kind-hearted person so I'll give you another shot at it and since you claim to be superior you shouldn't have any problems figuring out what weak spot I'm referring to.
Happy New Year to you.
Since you replied without even guessing which weak spot I'm after... Well, that only shows a reading of 12 on a 1-10 "Lack-O-Imagination"-meter.
After all, I'm a kind-hearted person so I'll give you another shot at it and since you claim to be superior you shouldn't have any problems figuring out what weak spot I'm referring to.
Happy New Year to you.
Yes I'm sure this whining of yours makes you feel very strong and brave and mighty. But you're just gonna have to accept that I have no flaws. I am absolutely perfect in every way. Only other people can find imperfections, but that is because they're flawed themselves and as a result don't know what perfection is. I am the perfect being.
It's not that you're BAAAAD as such. It's just that you're nowhere near as good as me. No offence!
Happy new year, let us party and make up together!
Sunjammer
Eternal Sorrow Inside
@Mattias: Who's whining? I'm not. Tell me, you being perfect and all, what do you do to help people? How do you use your personality and assets for a greater good?
I´ve already been over this shit with him. He wrote some INSANELY malcorrect dung in his post, whereafter I corrected him (of course he bowed down to me, swore eternal allegiance, not to mention offered everlasting servitude to me...before he deleted the post in which he did all this). Too heartbroken and unmetal over his non-intelligent post he then proceeded to CHANGE HIS POST just because he couldn´t face the ridicule and mockery that would certainly fall upon him.
Just tell me how much it'd cost to book Studio Palmman for two weeks.........I need to record the debut album for my new band Necrovulva, in which I play bass, drums, guitar and keyboards!"§$ My budget is not so high.....but production doesn't mean shit, you know?! Well, tell me HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY???ßß
Well, Studio Palmman has temporarily relocated to Hollywood, California until September. I got new gear there, including a Line6 POD, a better soundcard, and the most modern pirated music software to date (soon I will buy licensed versions too, when I can afford it, and then not only will Studio Palmman be the BEST studio in the world, it will also be LEGAL!)! Oh, and there's a Megadeth tab book, the Rust in Peace one, so you can record some Marty Friedman solos! A cheaper guitar these days too, but it plays just as well so it doesn't matter. The bed of luv is still comfy, although I don't wash the sheets as often anymore since mommy doesn't live with me and I'm a lazy bitch. But this won't lower the price, sorry.
This new gear will slightly increase the price from what it used to be, so this, along with the new travelling expenses you'll have to pay to get to Hollywood, will probably come to about... $50 billion. Or 1000 billion (that's 1 trillion I believe). Your choice!
Or you could just wait until September when I move the studio back to Gothenburg, to the dismay of Fredrik Nordström. Then I will also have a mesa boogie triaxis preamp going into a peavey classic 50/50 power amp, and a quadraverb fx unit! You could use this, along with the fine Jackson Kelly guitar I have there too, to record your guitars, with the white microphone that came with my old soundblaster card. I'll let you use this studio, with the new gear and all, for the same price as the Hollywood one, although it is slightly more expensive (I mean that rack cost me a thousand bucks!). This is a great deal I reckon. You'll just have to wait for nine months, but you can use this time to write even MORE songs with your band!
So what will it be?
Maybe this is a not-so-intelligent move, at least if your customers are mainly those really dark, morbid and evil death metal bands ... a legal studio is NOT AS EVIL as an illegal one. This could mean less customers per-month as before, thus leading to decreased earnings and it would eventually mean the end of Studio Palmman...leaving Fredrik Nordström as the winner. I can already imagine him laughing at you and saying nasty things and stuff...
Well, I've always been dreaming of sleeping in the bed of luv after all those hard nights of recording...so it doesn't bother me that much that it isn't cheaper.
YES! I will rather wait......this is a very good timing, cause my unborn necro-kid will have climbed out of my evil g/f's belly by then...so then I won't be interrupted while recording. That way I can concentrate to 100% on putting all the dark and non-healthy stuff of my soul into the music.
BUMP! You really though I'd let this thread die? No, I am glorious!
The only customer Studio Palmman has at the moment, and has ever had, but certainly WILL not ever have since a big rush of customers is expected to flood in any day now, is nunfucker. Which is me, myself, recording a shitty album. So if I legalize Studio Palmman, not even I would want to record in that wimpy studio? If I do not count as customer, then I have no customers at the moment, so this would mean I would have a negative amount of customers when it's legal. That would be pretty bad for business.
It's great that you have a baby on the way at the same time. You can bring that child along here. You see, not only am I VERY talented studio dude, I am also the town's greatest baby sitter. Fantastic, you say, that I can have two such diverse talents? Well yes! It is fantastic! I am the best person in the world, by far! Most people could only do one of this things, but I do both. Fredrik Nordström for example. What does that poser know about baby sitting? Nothing I tell you! So when that baby is screaming and won't shut the fuck up, you know where to take it. I can set my studio on auto pilot for a while and I'll concentrate on your child instead. I'll tuck it in in the bed of luuv. Paedophilia is very death metal.
The only customer Studio Palmman has at the moment, and has ever had, but certainly WILL not ever have since a big rush of customers is expected to flood in any day now, is nunfucker. Which is me, myself, recording a shitty album. So if I legalize Studio Palmman, not even I would want to record in that wimpy studio? If I do not count as customer, then I have no customers at the moment, so this would mean I would have a negative amount of customers when it's legal. That would be pretty bad for business.
It's great that you have a baby on the way at the same time. You can bring that child along here. You see, not only am I VERY talented studio dude, I am also the town's greatest baby sitter. Fantastic, you say, that I can have two such diverse talents? Well yes! It is fantastic! I am the best person in the world, by far! Most people could only do one of this things, but I do both. Fredrik Nordström for example. What does that poser know about baby sitting? Nothing I tell you! So when that baby is screaming and won't shut the fuck up, you know where to take it. I can set my studio on auto pilot for a while and I'll concentrate on your child instead. I'll tuck it in in the bed of luuv. Paedophilia is very death metal.
Yo flipo.Y seguro que este menda que dice ser el más guay del universo y más allá,no tiene ni idea de español. Y si la tiene, pues: hola, hombre, "señor modesto" te podrían haber llamado, ja,ja,ja!!!
Hay gente pa todo.
(in english: bububububu, the best?????????
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