im the firefighter who sets fires

[xfer]

1. I work in the Preservation department of a library.

2. It is against the rules to have any sort of food or drink in the library. Especially in the Preservation area.

3. I just spilled a salad dressed with oil and balsamic vinegar upside down onto a large pile of journals-to-be-preserved.

 

[FuSoYa]

Wait wait wait! But I'm the journalist who can't get a good story. Why don't we both jump off this cliff together?

 

[goatschool]

OR the mina to those leather-bound draculas!

 

[xfer]

the real reason aysha and i broke up is because she saw the videotape of my depiction of the "pakistani who can't get a job at the 7-11".

 

[xfer]

i WAS the pakistani, wasnt i?

 

[FuSoYa]

*I* was the pakistani!

 

[xfer]

oh ahah right i think i was the reporter!

RASCEST

 

[kleo706]

My cousin's friend actually was the fireman who started fires out around Wareham apparently. He was a nice man who looked kinda blonde and retarded...