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Jessica Alba demands Playboy pull issue
Thursday March 2 4:59 PM ET

Film star Jessica Alba demanded that Playboy magazine pull its March issue, saying on Thursday that its editors made her an unwitting cover girl and misled readers into thinking they could see her nude inside.

Lawyers for Alba sent Playboy a letter threatening to sue if it did not remove the issue -- which features a publicity photo of the bikini-clad actress on the front -- from the stands and pay for damages to her reputation and career.

"Playboy has violated my personal rights and blatantly misled the public, who might think I had given them permission to put me on their cover when I didn't," Alba, 24, said in a statement.

Alba's lawyers say that after the "Fantastic Four" star refused to pose for Playboy, the magazine tricked Sony Pictures into giving them a publicity photo from her 2005 film "Into the Blue," for the cover.

In the February 23 letter, which was made public on the Smoking Gun Web site, attorney Brian Wolf says Playboy sought to create the false impression that Alba would appear in revealing pictures inside the magazine.

A Playboy spokeswoman said Alba was placed on the cover after being chosen "sexiest star of the year" by its readers. She was included inside the magazine in an article on the top 25 sexiest celebrities as chosen in an online poll

"Many celebrities have appeared on the cover of Playboy, but not nude, including Claudia Schiffer, Paris Hilton, Goldie Hawn, Raquel Welch, Barbra Streisand, Brooke Shields and [???]," Playboy spokeswoman Lauren Malone said.
When I got this issue a few weeks ago and saw her on the cover, I was angry. Angry and confused. Because I knew she wouldn't be naked, and she wasn't.

Seriously, next time I watch Sin City I'm going to barely be able to jerk off to her dancing scene. Bitch. :mad:
 
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What nationality is Jessica Alba? Seriously she can pass as Italian, Mexican, Irish, Mozambiquen, Cuban, Puerto Rican, Filipina, Canadian, Bang bang bangledeshian
 
"Many celebrities have appeared on the cover of Playboy, but not nude, including Claudia Schiffer, Paris Hilton, Goldie Hawn, Raquel Welch, Barbra Streisand, Brooke Shields and Donald Trump," Playboy spokeswoman Lauren Malone said.

:lol:
 
Goldie Hawn is butt fucking ugly. How the hell was this woman ever a sex symbol? Her ostrich neck would be better off as a hamburger patty at Fuddruckers, instead of holding up that blonde mosaic skinscape of misfortune.
 
Reign in Acai said:
What nationality is Jessica Alba? Seriously she can pass as Italian, Mexican, Irish, Mozambiquen, Cuban, Puerto Rican, Filipina, Canadian, Bang bang bangledeshian
Whore, best I can tell.
 
Haha agreed. Seriously wtf? You make millions flaunting your body in such horror flicks as "Cool Blue", and "Danielle goes to the mall", and your prudish when it is implied that you could be naked, but your not? Fucking tease. She knows that once her "mounds" of "nut-n-honey" are exposed to all of "5th avenue" she won't see another "100 grand" from any of the milk bag loving "musketeers" ever again. Her "butter cups" are better left to our imagination.

Fuck her.
 
NADatar said:
When I got this issue a few weeks ago and saw her on the cover, I was angry. Angry and confused. Because I knew she wouldn't be naked, and she wasn't.

Seriously, next time I watch Sin City I'm going to barely be able to jerk off to her dancing scene. Bitch. :mad:


Life is simply not fair sometimes aye!



;)
 
Reign in Acai said:
Goldie Hawn is butt fucking ugly. How the hell was this woman ever a sex symbol? Her ostrich neck would be better off as a hamburger patty at Fuddruckers, instead of holding up that blonde mosaic skinscape of misfortune.

shes pretty old now granted
butI had a crush on goldie hawn when I was a lad
sexuality is about more than looks y'know