Implaed Northern Moon Forest

[pac1288]

By the way your funny kushan!

 

[Spotted Owl]

Originally posted by humus666

1. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH
2.FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING SATHANIS
3. GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN
4. BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT
5. NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL BLASPHEMY
6. TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT
7. MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS
8. AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH
9. LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
10. AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF
11. SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH
12. ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE
13. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR

LMAO

 

[Crimson Death]

Yey we have a band now!, by the way i'm gonna play evil triangle and kick-ass tamborine as well, seriously!
but i'll have internet at home in like a month so only than i'll be able to actually start working and uploading and stuff... so wait up for me ok?

Oyo: no tabs, this is improvised music, we have to improvise if we want to be true ninjas!

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I suck too bad to improvise Crimson.

 

[Crimson Death]

Dude you don't have to play bad to sound stupid (it's what i'm aiming at) just look at Sex Pistols or at almost every punk/NU Metal/Hard Core/Funk Metal that ever was heard...

Just Improvise Grind Core and after like 10 seconds go to porn grooves, I myself am playing bass for two weeks... Just go for it, be a Ninja brother, use your hidden power!

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I've been playing a bit over a month

I dunno, i've improvised before, it was just so pathetic sounding though, and I can't play porn bass :-(

 

[Crimson Death]

You see?
You've got majority over me! Over a month!!
All I know are the beginnings of the following songs:
Satyricon - Mother North
Children Of Bodom - Bed Of Razors ( I don't even like them anymore, I just play whatever I can, how pathetic is that?)
Led Zeppelin - Dazed And Confused
Pink Floyd - Money

That's all I know, just ask from a friend who plays bass to help you out, this band will totally rock!! (Or grind, your choice)

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I know the simpsons theme song, which I can play very well.

I know various Nirvana riffs.

I know various Opeth riffs.

And I know various "exercise" riffs.

 

[Crimson Death]

So start, it'll be fun!
Oyo Rules! Oyo In The Box!
I even already have a good title for the first song:
"The Unholy Trinity Of The Evil Triangle, The Wretched Tamborine And The Damned Bass"

P.S.

Have you heard the song : Kinko The Clown, by Dr. Demento ?

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Sure, ICQ or AIM me

47635442
OpethhtepO

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Originally posted by pac1288
By the way your funny kushan!

I didn't know the band was anal cunt.. I just stumbled on them last night, and I thought it was funnier..

And it was even funnier, seeing I recorded my own song earlier in the day, pretty much as a parady of really badly produced troo black metal and/or early burzum.

 

[Crimson Death]

We should defenitly start this super group (Me drumming on knees, evil triangle, kick-ass tamborine and screaming my ass of/from my ass, Oyo on bass with his month worth of training playing bass porn grooves lines)
kushan: here is the bands offer for you to join the band singing opera Vocals (Seriously!)

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Sorry, I'm already busy with two bands, as well as a solo project, of which I realeased my first song yesterday, and no one liked it.

So yeah, I'll help. though my specialty is more screeching and screaming than operatic vocals. =)

 

[Crimson Death]

Gee thanks! You better practice that Sophran sweet voice of yours Kushan!
Great, the super group is forming nicely!
It reminds me of the experiment that you lock 100 monkies with 100 typing-machines and they're supposed to write Hamlet, or was it the new Limp Bizkit album? I'm not totally sure...