Important Things with Demetri Martin

Exactly. I saw one of those really long commercials where they plug the show with a bunch of clips. Looks FUCKING RETARDS. Besides, his big jew nose indicates the only thing important to him is this:

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its pretty good. a few things about him annoy me, but i like the show. his standup is pretty good too, he does a lot of the same kind of stuff that he does on the show.
 
It's geeky/nerdy humor, not for everyone, that's for sure!



"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I would just yell out letters. "

"I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said "Guess". "

"I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times: 'Hey, you look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.'"

"A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.' "

"When people ask me if I have a Puncho I always answer: 'not yet' because I surly have a blanket and a pair of scissors at home. On any given moment I am 4 minutes away from a Puncho"

"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. "

"I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.' "

"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.' "

:lol: !!!